Showing posts with label Don't let Ben Roethlisberger date your sister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't let Ben Roethlisberger date your sister. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Is it soup yet?

Or is it just coleslaw?

Back to Ben's Kosher Deli

We were back in midtown looking at spaces and I got to go back to Ben's Kosher Deli for another delicious lunch. This time it was corn beef. Chicken Noodle soup. And a knish of course.

Eat your heart out ripic.

Wait a minute. I ate my heart out. Oops.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Best play of the game!




Was after the game in the lockerroom where Wellington Mara's widow tried to punch Terry Bradshaw in the balls because he hates the Giants.

She would not be deined.

GO BIG BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Happy Birthday Darcy!


Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass

Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy Mac, can kiss my ass

Whoo!

Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party

I love you, red solo cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party
Proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' on them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Who is the biggest douche bag in Sports.
















Our new poll is who is the biggest douche bag in sports today. Your choices:

Tiger (I love my family) Woods

A-(I love myself)Rod

Ben (I love drunk college bitches, hard) Roethlisberger

Michael (I love my doggies) Vick

Lawrence (I love the ladies) Taylor

Let me know what youse guys think.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Hi you can call me Ben, Big Ben.


Hi my name is Ben and I play football. You can call me Big Ben. Really Big Ben if you know what I mean.


This is my first time posting on Eharmony but I had to do it because I want to find my soul mate.


I love football, long walks on the beach, long neck Buds, having funky sex on the mens room sink while your girlfriends bang on the door to make me open it up as Anastasia screams in vain.


I want to get a complete pass from me, email me at BIGBENTAKETEN


Monday, March 15, 2010

Seriously Big Ben, pick on somebody your own size!


"I mean you had to go to a college mixer to pick up girls. Give me a call. I am right up your alley...or you could be right up my alley....or whatever....just leave the chickee's alone and hang out with a real woman.....did I ever tell you about me and Bobby Layne...boy he put my backfield in motion....and when we got together with Big DaddyLipscomb boy that was sweet...he craved it...yes he did ....just like you Big Ben...just like you....hey what does Big Ben stand for anyways?"

Friday, August 21, 2009

All the chicks dig the Steel Curtain.


Hey I don't want to forget Save the Rustbelt and his beloved Steelers.


Everybody knows that the hot chicks love the Steel Curtain.


Well at least the ones that they didn't rape.


Allegedly.