Showing posts with label Don't let Ben Roethlisberger date your sister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't let Ben Roethlisberger date your sister. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Back to Ben's Kosher Deli
Eat your heart out ripic.
Wait a minute. I ate my heart out. Oops.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Best play of the game!

Was after the game in the lockerroom where Wellington Mara's widow tried to punch Terry Bradshaw in the balls because he hates the Giants.
She would not be deined.
GO BIG BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, January 6, 2012
Happy Birthday Darcy!

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy Mac, can kiss my ass
Whoo!
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party
Proceed to party
Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' on them to help me get lucky
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Hi you can call me Ben, Big Ben.

Hi my name is Ben and I play football. You can call me Big Ben. Really Big Ben if you know what I mean.
This is my first time posting on Eharmony but I had to do it because I want to find my soul mate.
I love football, long walks on the beach, long neck Buds, having funky sex on the mens room sink while your girlfriends bang on the door to make me open it up as Anastasia screams in vain.
I want to get a complete pass from me, email me at BIGBENTAKETEN
Monday, March 15, 2010
Seriously Big Ben, pick on somebody your own size!

"I mean you had to go to a college mixer to pick up girls. Give me a call. I am right up your alley...or you could be right up my alley....or whatever....just leave the chickee's alone and hang out with a real woman.....did I ever tell you about me and Bobby Layne...boy he put my backfield in motion....and when we got together with Big DaddyLipscomb boy that was sweet...he craved it...yes he did ....just like you Big Ben...just like you....hey what does Big Ben stand for anyways?"
Friday, August 21, 2009
All the chicks dig the Steel Curtain.

Hey I don't want to forget Save the Rustbelt and his beloved Steelers.
Everybody knows that the hot chicks love the Steel Curtain.
Well at least the ones that they didn't rape.
Allegedly.
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