I told a pretty funny joke.....

I don't know if you caught it. But I have to say I laughed. And you would have too if you were awake. Just sayn'

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene "Mort is pensive."

Mortimer Brenzy hates racists. But not so much that he won't get in a hot tub at the Jersey Shore.

But Mort is pensive.

Whey does he have to sit between two dudes?

That's no way to get that tangy poon.

Just sayn'

Commentor Memories Number 32

I am really glad to see that our old friend Mort has resurfaced. But I am afraid he might go back underground now that they arrested Alvin Greene for showing porno to college girls as he was trying to get in their pants.

I mean that kills Mort's Friday nights right there. WTF!