What if?

Seven Macho's had to hide out because he touted Romney for so many months and was so very very wrong.

He has to go to his camouflage undies.

Seven Machos Unmasked!!!!!!!

He was so busy partying at a Mitt Romney festival that he stripped off his mask and fluffed a bunch of Mormons. He was overcome by Justice Roberts Rhino fever and he had to boogie down.

It is from Ryan Seacrests website.

Only in America!

Commenter Memories Number 138 Seven Machos likes to feel pretty!

He not such a mean guy.

He likes to fee pretty.

And he loves his dollies.

He just plays a tough guy on the internets.

DId you ever get the feeling........

That Seven Machos's dog is named Chunks?

Seven Macho's Luche Libre Theatre

"Merry Christmas. It is muy. The Seven Machos. I must tell you what to think. Here come to me my dear. I must browbeat you into submission."

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene documents what happened when Seven Machos finally met Michael in real life. Toasty!

Union violence can be terrifying.