Sunday, February 22, 2009

Rachel Ray's Behind. Again.

Rachel Ray's behind. Again. You guys really seem to like Little Big Head Giada De Laurentis. That's what the guys at Television Without Pity call Miss De Laurentis. And the shoe fits. Or the hat.

We will be at the show again on Monday looking for ginormous bras and other stuff so posting will again have to wait until night-time. So talk among yourselves and remember everyone is welcome to pinch a loaf here at Trooper York's.

Anyway I hope we can beat the record for votes again. Let's get behind our favorites. So to speak.

33 comments:

blake said...

OK, now that's a photoshop. Hey, if you put Laurentis' head on that body, the butt would be in proportion!

Darcy said...

LOL.

Darcy said...

And...but...Nigella is behind as well!

Not that I'm telling you what to blog... ;-)

Curtiss said...

That photo is just another backdoor attempt to influence this poll, isn't it?

I knew it.

ChocolateGodzilla said...

I see they had to put the leaf up on that table. I don't think I could stand to see that ass with the leaf down. That's one of those Abu Graib asses fo sho.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Penny said...

Well it sure seems all Troop's fans are dreamin';)

Maybe we can all get a good night's sleep?

Night night, George Cloony!

Penny said...

Nite nite, godzilla and darcy and blake.

Curtis? Come with me honey. "{

blake said...

Why do I get the sense that Penny is a drag queen?

Darcy said...

Trooper, you've got e-mail!

And what do you know? Nigella takes the lead.

Michael Haz said...

I'm speechless.

Which actually makes no sense since I am not speaking this.

But it's Monday, and little makes sense on Mondays.

Troop, when are you coming out with the CD of Darcy's postings, as read by Meryl Streep? Save one for me. okay?

Darcy said...

LOL! How about an (attempted) breathless recording in my own voice, Michael H? All proceeds to the TY blog, of course.

Michael Haz said...

Darcy, it's a deal!

chickelit said...

I'll buy that.

Michael Haz said...

Penny is a new character brought in to implement the phase-out of the Titus character.

The phase-out of the Titus character was crafted to make it appear that dislike of Titus by some commenters is driving him away. He will be replaced by another sexually-themed character, in this instance Penny.

Ron said...

Darcy, look at the business you could get just from voicework! Remember, $3.99/minute!

Darcy said...

LOL, you guys.

And Ron! Butthead. :)

knox said...

I just voted for poor old Ina Garten. Barefoot Contessa is my favorite Food Network show. Side note: my husband works for the company who owns Food Network, and the only swag I have ever gotten from it is a Tyler Florence cookbook he won at a company Christmas Party. I'm like, hello, I could use a KitchenAid Mixer over here!

chickelit said...

Interesting hypothesis Michael. Or just a coinkydink.

Curtiss said...

Bright New Penny: Curtis? Come with me honey. "{

Only in your dreams

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Nigella's in the lead but it's as precarious as the legs on Rachel's little table.

Michael Haz said...

Chicklit - I'm not a black helicopter guy, but things be looking a bit orchestrated.

Call it the spring cleaning theory, and mock me if I'm wrong.

knox said...

Michael, I love Althouse commenter conspiracy theories. It's a pet hobby of mine.

My 2 cents: don't discount the possibility that "Penny" is Maxine. *Insert dramatic music here* Or, even better, this.

KCFleming said...

Unless they're all the same guy, Michael/Lucky and Maxine are both, IIRC, psychologists.

That always freaked me out.

Darcy said...

Cool avi, Curtiss!

Curtiss said...

Cool avi, Curtiss!

Thank you, Darcy. You are both kind and gracious.

Darcy said...

You're welcome, Curtiss. And thank you!

Where is everybody??

DaLawGiver said...

Knox,

I voted for Ina also but probably not for the same reasons you did. She could be a clone for my wife!.

chickelit said...

Where is everybody??

Where's Trooper?

knox said...

Lawgiver, besides liking the show, I find Ina very endearing. She is just normal, not a ***personality*** like so many of the hosts they have now.

Freeman Hunt said...

Hope Troop is okay. Pretty rare for him to disappear like that, isn't it?

blake said...

He's back, baby!

Freeman Hunt said...

Whew!

Unknown said...

rachel ray, my name is ray too...
im 16...5'9...140lbs
rachel i thing your the most beautiful woman in the world
i love you rachel!!!!!

Unknown said...

im in love with rachel ray!!!!!