I want to make easy for all of you who want to comment on our comment policy since what you think is so very very important to me.
To facilitate this and to make sure that I get all of your input I ask that you write out your questions and comments in calligraphy and place it in a bottle with a cork. Not a twist off as that is real low class. Simply toss it in the nearest body of water and it will make it's way to me.
That is how I always get my fanmail from a flounder.
That douche from Animal House writes to me every week. Jeez get a life you loser.
