"What are these strange devices for Chief?"
"These are special discplinary tools you will need on your next assignment Agent 99."
"What assignment is that Chief?"
"You will be sent in our new experimental time machine to the year 2011 where you will spank the love of Fred Thompson out of a confused young man. Whisper two words to him as you pummel his red little bottom. Sarah Palin."
"It sounds dangerous."
"You don't know the half of it."
