TEACHER:Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you. As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she`s making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUT UP!!!!!
Thank you. Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you. Now class, you all know who I am, so let`s find out who you are.
Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!!
CHONG: Far out, man!
TEACHER: Thank you. Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class? Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you. Ok young man you start.
Student: Who me?
TEACHER: Yes you young man. How did you spend you summer vacation?
Student: Well I went on a cruise with my family to Alaska and we got to meet the governor…
Another Student: She’s a whore and her kids are whores. What’s the matter with you? Don’t you read a book or a periodical you stupid wingnut?
Student: But she seemed very nice and was kind to me and my family?
Another Student: What are you another right wing moron? SUCK MY DICK?
Student: Wait a minute, Sister Mary Elephant I was just telling a story and I keep getting interrupted by someone cursing at me
TEACHER: Now don’t be a pussy, just ignore him. If you don’t respond he will stop.
Another Student: Yeah I’ll stop. When you stop this right wing suckfest you wingnut assholes.
Student: But, but you are supposed to be the teacher and let me get a chance to talk without interrupting and stuff and all but….
TEACHER: Stop being such a baby, and class Attention please! Class? I am telling you for the last time. CLASS? SSSSSSHHHHHUUUUUTTTTTTT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
CHONG: I got to go to the can man.
