Put a ring on that.....

'J why does my baby look like Moe Howard."
"I don't know baby....wait a minute....my agent was Moe's grandson....you been stepping out on me?"
"Of course not baby....look how beautiful she is....and she is so smart...oh my God....she is trying to say something....how can she talk when she was just born...yes baby what is it?"
"This is gettin' on my noives!"

Congratulations to the little filly!

New York Post Page Six June 24, 2009

THESE two are better than a pair of Manolos! Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate gave birth to twin girls, reps said yesterday. Parker and Matthew Broderick, who wed in 1997, conceived James Wilkie, 6, but had no luck getting pregnant again. The twins, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge, were born Monday at East Ohio Regional Hospital, each weighing about 6 pounds. "The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon," a rep for the couple said. Surrogate Michelle Ross, 26, was also doing well.

Congratulations and best wishes.

Driving Eddie Curry

Eddie Curry: Davie?
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm.
Eddie Curry: You're my best friend.
Dave the limo driver: No, go on Eddie.
Eddie Curry: No, really, you are... [Takes Davie's hand]
Eddie Curry: You are.
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm. So where am I driving you?
Eddie Curry: To the airport Davie. They shot my baby’s momma
Dave the limo driver: Oh my God, that’s terrible. Do they know who did it?
Eddie Curry: They think it was one of the other baby daddy’s. They don’t know if it is number two baby daddy or number six.
Dave the limo driver: Don’t they have names?
Eddie Curry: I guess they do. But my baby momma wasn’t too good with names. I told her to get Trojans and she got Projans at the 99 cents store and the condom broke. That’s why she is my baby’s momma. And now they killed her Davie. Right in front of my son.
Dave the limo driver: That’s terrible Eddie. You have had a really tough year.
Eddie Curry: I am glad to hear you say that. Davie?
Dave the limo driver: Yeah Eddie.
Eddie Curry: Touch it Davie. Touch it for my baby’s momma cause she ain’t here to do it.
(Driving Eddie Curry, 2008)