Commenter Memories Number 21

Michael H checks in:

"I remember the first year I became a member of the National Rifle Association. I was five and had my first membership card to go along with the .22 my dad bought me. My brother tried to grab it but he was only three. So I shot him in the ass and confined him to the play pen. That showed him."

NRA members just don't mess around.

Commenter Memories Number 21

Titus has to weigh in his own inimitable style.

"Seriously Mary if you were going to post any photo's of someone pinching a loaf it should have been me. So instead I have this snapshot of the first time I ever played doctor with the girl next door. Somehow even then I was confused. Well not confused but different if you know what I mean. And you know what? Right after that I pinched a loaf! Right on her hand. She never spoke to me again."

Commenter Memories Number 20

Hey I don't want any to think we have a cult like following so I reached out to our friend the Crack Emcee for a remembrance of his first time. He didn't disappoint.

"I remember the first time I saw myself in the mirror. I realized I was black. You see my Mama didn't have any mirrors in the house. And all that time I thought we were vampires."

"Oh and by the way if you want to find out the real deal about what is going on you have to know The Macho Response!"

Commenter Memories Number 19

I can't believe it but our old friend Meade wanted to get in on the act. He emailed me this photo and said "I remember the first time I realized that my new wife was really obsessed with taking photo's. I mean I had read the blog and everything but this was the first time I realized that she was a serious photographer who had to immortalize every aspect of our life."

Good luck with that one buddy.

Commenter Memories Number 18

They just keep sending the emails. Penny sent us this one. "I will never forget the first time I was spanked. It was by Desi Arnez and I was a bad, bad girl. To this day samba music makes me shiver and I pee myself just a little."

I think you have a whole lot of splaining to do about this my dear.

Commenter Memories Number 17

Hoosier Daddy weighed in with this photo. "This was my first competitive bike race. And it was where I met my lovely wife when she passed me a cool drink."

And how. I can think of two great reasons why. But I don't want to point them out. So to speak.

Commenter Memories Number 16

I got a lot of feedback from our friend RH's suggestion that we should start a new series called "My First Time."

For example our friend Jason (the commenter) emailed this photo but strangely enough he didn't make a comment.

But it does kinda explain the problem with Warner Brothers thing. Just sayn'

Commenter Memories Number 15

Our old friend Rh Hardin sent me an email with a suggestion for a new continuing series.

"My first time."

I just am kinda uncomfortable with that. I mean I know this ain't exactly a "family blog" but there is a thing called "Too Much Information."