Showing posts with label Rocky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rocky. Show all posts

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Rocky gets a new movie



No not that meathead Stallone. Thank God that shit is over.

Raquel Welch is starring in a new TV movie called "House of Versace: The Untold Story of Genius, Murder and Survival." It will co-star noted hose bag Gina Gershon who will play Donatella Versace the overly tanned big lipped Italian whore who lives off of her brothers name.

It's funny that when the cruise ship lines first started docking in Red Hook Brooklyn, Donatella was one of the first to arrive on a ship and took a cab to Sal's pizzeria to taste real Brooklyn Pizza. She was not impressed. Nor were the old ladies who sat on the bench outside the hair salon next door to the pizzeria. They cursed each other out in Italian. I happened to be passing by that day on my way to the pork store and I had to laugh. It was hilarious.

Now if it was Rocky getting pizza that would have been a whole different story.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

But you might want to be governor or open a pizza store someday?


"Hey watch it Buster. You might want to be governor or open a pizza store someday."
"Yah but you pump me up!'
"I didn't pump anything you addled austrian. You brain must have shrunk as much as your testicles. And one more thing."
"Ya my little linzer torte?"
"Stop staring at my tits!"

Bet your didn't know......


That Rocky tried out for the Village People.

But they didn't want her.

They must of been gay or something.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You just can't be on the fence about Rocky!


Even the bannisters get a hard on. Just sayn'

What the fuck do you know?

Some of us who were around back then worship Racquel Welch



Fred4Pres said...
Wow. That is a great picture. Some might take offense at the semi religious nature of it, but I would suggest re-read Song of Songs.

Oh I don't know. I can come up with a lot more offensive photos.

But you just gotta love her!

In which I answer two comments with the same photo!


Who doesn't love Rocky?

And the little baby Jesus who gave her two talents.

She made the most of them just like in Sunday's gospel. Just sayn'

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Just because!


That's all I am saying.