Sunday, August 18, 2013
Rocky gets a new movie
No not that meathead Stallone. Thank God that shit is over.
Raquel Welch is starring in a new TV movie called "House of Versace: The Untold Story of Genius, Murder and Survival." It will co-star noted hose bag Gina Gershon who will play Donatella Versace the overly tanned big lipped Italian whore who lives off of her brothers name.
It's funny that when the cruise ship lines first started docking in Red Hook Brooklyn, Donatella was one of the first to arrive on a ship and took a cab to Sal's pizzeria to taste real Brooklyn Pizza. She was not impressed. Nor were the old ladies who sat on the bench outside the hair salon next door to the pizzeria. They cursed each other out in Italian. I happened to be passing by that day on my way to the pork store and I had to laugh. It was hilarious.
Now if it was Rocky getting pizza that would have been a whole different story.
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Those old ladies curse every outsider. What's an outsider? Anyone living more than ten blocks away. Okay, twenty blocks.
Living upstairs.
I see The Searchers was on TCM today. I hadn't noticed it or I'd have set the DVR.
I watched part of it - meh. John Ford is overrated.
Oh boy.
I know, right!
Gentlemen please.
I will not rise to the bait.
You have to consider the source of the criticism.
If Sixty were to critique various vintages of Mountain Dew or the best year for Redman tobaccy well then I would pay close and strict attention. But his reviews of the genius that was John Ford do not worry me in the slightest.
John Ford used to use the Duke to break in his pipes, back when Duke was a fresh faced Hollywood noob.
Ford liked the idea of sucking pipe where Duke's lips had been before.
LOL - you saw right through me, Troopski - you know I kid.
But as with trees, landscape has to at least pretend to be honest.
As for Mountain Dew, I had one back in '66, haven't had one since. That stuff is toxic.
Mountain Dew and Malibu is a tasty, tasty treat for rednecks and regular folks, too.
As long as Stallone lives, another Rocky picture is possible. Actually, even if he dies, they may reboot it.
As for Racqui, I'm glad she's getting work. I'll probably just watch Fathom again, though.
Just watched the 5 minute trailer for "The Crazy Ones". Looks like it has some potential. Robin Williams slightly toned down but still nuts, Sarah Michelle Gellar--always a fave...could be funny.
Of course, it could suck dirty dead dog dick too. It is on CBS after all.
Is there a Robin Williams movie that doesn't center around an inane rant by him?
Yes, Seize The Day.
I don't remember an inane rant in Dead Poet's Society.
Then again, I'm not sure what Robin Williams' movies have to do with a new TV show either.
Apparently it's not my week.
So I am reading Anna Karenina last night and came across this quoted poem:
“Himmlisch ist's wenn ich bezwungen Meine irdische Begier;
Aber doch wenn's nich gelungen
Hatt' ich auch recht huebsch Plaisir!"
Thank goodness for Bing - otherwise I would be at the mercy of E. P. Raylan for translating such things. Heaven only knows what results he might provide!
Is that a t.v. series? Didn't know. Seems odd for a guy who escaped television and made it on the big screen to return to television.
Sorry. Figured saying it was on CBS would be a tell.
What is that, something about having good pleasure and mastering desires?
Sounds pretty freakin' dirty to me.
Skimmed it and missed that.
I wonder if there's a hippie new age kid out there named "Ovary Fruit".
Mmmm, Raquel Welch. Even today.
There's a headline over on Drudge. "REPORT: Amazon goes down." Doesn't mention the guy, though.
Except for windbag, this has been a rather monochromatic thread.
I see what you did there, E. P.
Someone please test whether this link let's you into Troop's site if you are not already subscribed... Thanks.
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