So heaven is a boat. I never would have guessed, but really who needs 72 virgins anyway. I'm after quality not quantity, and that my boys is a quality boat.
EBL, I can't post on your blog whenever I choose the google account setting to post. Do you know why? I type something in the text box, hit publish and it doesn't post a thing. Just curious.
EBL, I can't post on your blog whenever I choose the google account setting to post. Do you know why? I type something in the text box, hit publish and it doesn't post a thing. Just curious
I have the same problem on Insty's site. The PJ Media techies say I'm not blocked and can't figure out why it's happening.
Meth, you are correct. I did a search, bam, there she was. Or, bam bam, as it were.
A picture like that will fool you - B&W makes one think it is vintage. But the high contrast and excellent composition make you think it is something more than a snap shot.
Clearly there was some bright light available. High beams and all.
Which is even more evidence that Helmut was involved.
The main thing about Helmut is that "He was not a kinky guy," according to his pal Manfred Heiting. So you can all relax. In fact he was so unkinky that almost all his kinky photoshoots were presided over by his wife. Sex? What sex? Gemutlichkeit. That's what radiates from Helmut's photos according to Manfred "Leather Mask" Heiting.
I mentioned booze on Saturday night and Bloody Sundays afterwards. We haven't seen him since. CWD[Commenting while drunk] was my name for it, and it was a Saturday night when he got real nasty. You can tell, even when he's sober, that he's a mean fucking drunk.
One could calculate the rate at which alcohol is metabolized by one's liver, and given a few more data points determine the BAC at various times after the cessation of the consumption of alcohol.
For some that is a fool's errand - the one in question must actually stop consuming intoxicating beverages. Not naming any names, but you know who you are.
And who names their child after a hardhat? Might as well name an empire after a footrest, am I right?
[putting foot on ottoman] I suppose some think Newton inspired nothing more than a few German helmets, however the name (which transliterates to "Elmo" in Italian -- tickle me that) is a compound word deriving from "protection" and "courage."
Seriously, Darcy, the brain power on display in these pages is what's intimidating.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
63 comments:
Torpedos away!
"That will put your eye out!"
Whose those girls? Or something...
Excuse me, miss, but we aren't ready to signal just yet. Thank you.
So THIS is why John Paul Jones joined the Russian Navy!
"That will put your eye out!"
One could only hope....
Is that what tipped El Pollo's boat, off to the right?
That's exactly how I picture yashu, two.
That's exactly how I picture yashu, two.
I see what you did there.
:-)
Or should I say
( ^ )( ^ )
Heh, you're welcome. Happy to provide something to perk y'all up.
Call me impetuous, but I think this is the Best TY Post Ever.
And if anyone's got other nominees, then so much the better.
So heaven is a boat. I never would have guessed, but really who needs 72 virgins anyway. I'm after quality not quantity, and that my boys is a quality boat.
I believe that pic was taken off the French Riviera, so I'll add this:
Nice. Cannes.
Excellent photographic technique - nice contrast, good composition, all in all, it tells a story that rivets my attention.
Wow, that's a shot across my pointy-breasted bow, right there, Troop.
Also note the stern to stern juxtaposition...
but really who needs 72 virgins anyway.
I'm with Walter. Give me 72 slutty women who know what the Hell they're doing.
As O' Captain notes The ship has weather'd every rack,
Sixty Grit said...
Excellent photographic technique - nice contrast, good composition, all in all, it tells a story that rivets my attention.
That's interesting that you say that because this photo, I believe it is a Helmut Newton photo. Maybe Yashu can enlighten us on the origin.
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...
Torpedos away!
EBL, I can't post on your blog whenever I choose the google account setting to post. Do you know why? I type something in the text box, hit publish and it doesn't post a thing. Just curious.
The Pointer Sisters. Love their music.
EBL, I can't post on your blog whenever I choose the google account setting to post. Do you know why? I type something in the text box, hit publish and it doesn't post a thing. Just curious
I have the same problem on Insty's site. The PJ Media techies say I'm not blocked and can't figure out why it's happening.
Meth, you are correct. I did a search, bam, there she was. Or, bam bam, as it were.
A picture like that will fool you - B&W makes one think it is vintage. But the high contrast and excellent composition make you think it is something more than a snap shot.
Clearly there was some bright light available. High beams and all.
Which is even more evidence that Helmut was involved.
Helmut Newton Winnie off the coast of Cannes.
Chip S. knows his Cannes.
The main thing about Helmut is that "He was not a kinky guy," according to his pal Manfred Heiting. So you can all relax. In fact he was so unkinky that almost all his kinky photoshoots were presided over by his wife. Sex? What sex? Gemutlichkeit. That's what radiates from Helmut's photos according to Manfred "Leather Mask" Heiting.
Yeah, I can imagine getting cozy onboard that vessel.
The coxswain had no choice but to come about.
"Harden up to lee!" ordered the Captain.
"So that's who she is," replied the Mate.
Tim, have you been into the sherry tonight?
Even TTB is helpless before yashu's mojo.
Captain: "Up behind! Belay the four-in-hand falls!"
Mate: "Aye-aye, Sir! But there's only two of 'em!"
You guys read detective stories. I read Horatio Hornblower.
One of the sexiest photos I've seen, and she's fully clothed...technically.
MamaM said...
As O' Captain notes The ship has weather'd every rack,
She could likely give pulse to any such prostrate Captain and shiver his timber to boot.
LACMA owns this print and a 340-ton rock.
Guess which one is on permanent display with the title "Levitated Mass"?
It's a museum run by idiots.
I have not idea why google blocks some of you from commenting, but it aint me. I welcome you all.
Aw, twas a good blog day (though had to be offline for most of it).
First I'm honored by a Trooper York post; then Palladian makes a grand return to CH.
Good for Palladian!
He said all that needed to be said, with subtlety and grace.
I see some of you are aficionados of Helmut Newton. You certainly have eyes for... photographic composition.
I stole this photo for this post... It needed to be shared.
I don't know, EBL - that symbolism is too subtle for me to understand.
I do, however, think that "Radioactive Redhead" is redundant, based on my experience.
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...
I have not idea why google blocks some of you from commenting, but it aint me. I welcome you all.
Oh i know it's not you, but it's just weird that my comments don't get posted on your site, but on other blogger sites. Weird.
You certainly have eyes for... photographic composition.
Evi L. only has eyes for ewes.
Ewe made me love ewe (I didn't want to do it).
I wonder if it's just a coincidence that (as far as I can tell) the red bird/ yellow elephant has not shown its face since Palladian posted.
Hasn't dared to show its face, maybe. Is it, perhaps, capable of shame? Or at least embarrassment.
Maybe just at its failure. He thought he'd driven someone off, who was instead courageous enough to come back (and so very warmly welcomed back).
Good.
I think mommy is home and he is not allowed to use the computer.
Let's wait to see what happens when she falls into a drunken stupor at about 10pm tonight.
Sixty Grit bait. Must resist...
Okay, a cursory search shows Inga's last comment on 8/6 and Lawnboy's latest on 8/5.
Beyond that, I have no comment.
I mentioned booze on Saturday night and Bloody Sundays afterwards. We haven't seen him since. CWD[Commenting while drunk] was my name for it, and it was a Saturday night when he got real nasty. You can tell, even when he's sober, that he's a mean fucking drunk.
8/5 was Monday, so I'm full o' shit on the Bloody Sunday call.
One could calculate the rate at which alcohol is metabolized by one's liver, and given a few more data points determine the BAC at various times after the cessation of the consumption of alcohol.
For some that is a fool's errand - the one in question must actually stop consuming intoxicating beverages. Not naming any names, but you know who you are.
Dang, yashu. I'm intimidated. =)
Silly Darce - Troop could have just as easily said that was you in that picture. Back when you modeled for Hell mutt.
And who names their child after a hardhat? Might as well name an empire after a footrest, am I right?
Oh Darcy, you are the flame-haired bombshell, the heartthrob & heart, the muse of this place.
I'm a straight girl (more or less), and even I have a crush on you.
(Seriously, those images of muddy you, amazing amazon: so inspiring.)
I have a crush on MamaM, too.
There are some cool chicks here.
And who names their child after a hardhat? Might as well name an empire after a footrest, am I right?
[putting foot on ottoman]
I suppose some think Newton inspired nothing more than a few German helmets, however the name (which transliterates to "Elmo" in Italian -- tickle me that) is a compound word deriving from "protection" and "courage."
Seriously, Darcy, the brain power on display in these pages is what's intimidating.
yashu wrote: There are some cool chicks here
That's well worth echoing in this august chamber.
Too kind, Sixty and yashu.
Agree with you, Raylan. The brain power here has always been intimidating to me.
I like this treehouse. Good thing Trooper pulled the ladder up so the other kids can't climb up and annoy us.
El Mo - at least there are no negative connotations associated with that name.
What's fun about brain power is, when it is open and flowing, one thought sparks or ignites another and all involved are part of the dynamic.
@yashu Thank You! I laughed - in a good way, not the other way!
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