Sunday, August 4, 2013

Vanity


Let's face it.

I am vain.

I am too sexy for my shirt.

20 comments:

The Dude said...

That's a nice shirt.

I try to avoid being greedy, but part of my sales shtick is wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. Like a plaid suit on a used car salesman, but with less class.

So I am always looking for a pattern or design I don't have. But I really have to dial it back. I am almost to the point that I can wear a different shirt every week. And that is just greedy and materialistic. Do not want to be either one of those.

But they call to me. Like a box of wine calls to a, aw hell, you know the rest.

ndspinelli said...

You always look like you're shitfaced. And, I meant to mention, you look like Jim McNulty's uncle. We just finished The Wire. All 5 seasons in 11 days. HBO Go w/ Apple TV is great.

Trooper York said...

Well that is because I am almost always half shit faced.

It's my style.

Trooper York said...

I ordered 40 Hawaiian shirts from the Hawaiian Shirt Company for this summer.

The wife posts a of photo of one everyday on Instagram.

blake said...

I don't know, dude.

That shirt is pretty damn sexy.

Cody Jarrett said...

That shirt is pretty damn sexy.

Too bad it's not on some hot redheaded chick.

The Dude said...

It would look better off a hot redheaded chick, just sayin'.

Cody Jarrett said...

You're not wrong, Sixty.

ndspinelli said...

Sixty wacks off to photos of Lucille Ball.

blake said...

Wait, that's an option?

Did we have a particular hot red-headed chick in mind?

Or, are we speaking generically, because hot redheads are hot?

Trooper York said...

I will email Joan Holloway and see what I can set up.

Trooper York said...

I will email Joan Holloway and see what I can set up.

Cody Jarrett said...

I was speaking generically because redheads are hot.

Well, redheaded females.

Attractive, redheaded females.

Methadras said...

In soviet russian, sexy is to shirt for you.

ricpic said...

I've got a great collection of chambray shirts -- all blue.

yashu said...

Some hot redheads (like Hendricks) aren't real redheads, of course.

Real or fake, it's hard to out-hot Rita.

Put the blame on Mame, boys.

yashu said...

Trooper's in select company.

Some other hot cool guys in Hawaiian shirts: here, here, and here.

windbag said...

What sort of shirt does one wear on a cruise? A Hawaiian shirt in the Caribbean doesn't seem to work.

Trooper York said...

It works for me.

chickelit said...

I saw what you did there, yashu.