"Sorry baby but I love me some old white guy. You just ain't got it baby. This here is the Captain and I can be Tennille."
"Thank you Miss Emcee. I think we should go up to the bridge and I can show you my etchings."
"That would be cool Captain Stubby. Smile for the man. I want my baby to know what his Daddy is gonna look like."
"SAY WHAT?>
