I mean there are some things I don't miss.

I mean I love to go to the bar for a few drinks. Some conversation. Maybe listen to some music or watch a game. And of course to get my load on.

But there are things I don't miss. And right about now at 10pm on St Patricks day is one of the things I don't miss. Because outside of bars all over the city this is what you are going to see.

Watch out for your pant's cuff dude.

Man I hate it that the summer is almost over.

I mean soon it will be Labor Day and before you know it will be Halloween.

I mean Halloween is a very different holiday now than it was when I was a kid. Now gangs of kids come out to stores and demand candy like little gangsters. That's why we close every Halloween.

Plus there is way too much underage drinking.

You see these idiots puking everywhere.

Hey I didn't know my mother in law was doing catering!

New York Post Weird but True (December 24, 2008)

Here's irony in a nutshell, and an hors d'oeuvre.
Dozens of workers with the Lawrence County health department in Illinois got food poisoning from the buffet at their holiday party.
Forty-two of the 72 attendees were laid out.
"It's taken the punch out of my whole Christmas," said department boss Phyllis Wells.