Thursday, August 27, 2009

Man I hate it that the summer is almost over.


I mean soon it will be Labor Day and before you know it will be Halloween.


I mean Halloween is a very different holiday now than it was when I was a kid. Now gangs of kids come out to stores and demand candy like little gangsters. That's why we close every Halloween.


Plus there is way too much underage drinking.


You see these idiots puking everywhere.

8 comments:

dr kill said...

When I say Michael, you say Vick.

chickelit said...

Halloween is a happy day in my 'hood. Lots of little kids.

Trooper York said...

That may be so. But little kids, chocolate and $500 silk dresses are a bad combination.

Jason (the commenter) said...

We have autumn here, but we call it winter and it only lasts a few weeks.

Jason (the commenter) said...

Some people don't even call it winter, they just say "wow, I was able to wear long sleeves for the last few weeks, too bad it's warming up now."

Anonymous said...

That may be so. But little kids, chocolate and $500 silk dresses are a bad combination.


Michael Jackson didn't think so.

Anonymous said...

We've lived in our house nineteen years. In that time, we've only had one trick-or-treater. We still buy candy, just in case.

blake said...

Four weeks to the Halloween Haunt!