Hey with all the crap I have been giving Michael H for the Fudge Packers and AJ for his Dog Killers I forgot all about Lawgiver and his Cowboys.
I hear Tony Romo has a date with Lindsey Lohan.
Cool.
Did I tell you lately that the Giants are going to win the Superbowl?
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1996 hard to believe the Cowgirls have been such pussies!
BTW, Vegas odds have the Iggles more likely to win Super Bowl than your team of pansies.
Did I write pansies? I meant petunias. The Giants are like petunias.
I used to be a Cowboys fan. It was back in the day, and my dad was watching a football game on our black and white television. He got all excited as some man ran down the field and I asked "Who is that?"
He said "That is Bullet Bob Hayes, the fastest man in the world." That really appealed to me as a 6 year old, as did the team name: The Cowboys.
Then Jerry Jones bought them, and fired Landry, and the team turned into a bunch of thug coke heads.
I dumped them. Even before my Titans moved to Tennessee.
Trey
The Giants will watch the Steelers win the Super Bowl - sorry.
I was at Steelers training camp yesterday & it was fabulous. Very family-friendly. Everyone was gracious and polite. I've never seen so many well-behaved kids. St Vincent College is beautiful. This team is awesome & will certainly be a contender.
Hey but how are is the Quarterback going to find time to play when he is busy raping hotel clerks.
I mean the Giants have all their criminals locked up for a two year bit already so we are good to go.
Are is?
I must be drunk.
The New York Football Petunias....is kinda catchy.
wv = none
Cowboys own the giants in the regular season so I will root for your petunias when they play washington and philly. Philly is the team to beat this year if you want to win the division, the giants will be lucky to finish 3rd.
What have you been smokin'
The Giants are going to dominate.
Our running game is going to control the clock and the defensive line is going to sack the shit out of those sacks of shit you guys call quaterbacks.
The Eagles will be mired in controvesy all season long because every time McNabb makes a mistake the fans will want Vick.
There can be only one lead dog.
Oh sorry about mentioning dogs.
Nobody can beat the Steelers, because they have such a family-style locker room mentality. They are a team in the true sense. That organization is top-notch, and it's not about money. All those players want to be there for that reason. This business about Ben & the Vegas "girl" will be come to light as what it really is.
SLJ is the most respectfull way I can put it, put not your faith in princes.
The Steelers are people just like other people. They make mistakes. Have a sense of entitlement. He said, she said. Things happen. Root for your team because they are your team. But don't over do it. They are human beings. Trust me.
But I do admit, the chicks dig the Steelers.
Trooper York,
I am so disappointed in you. I thought, from all you posts, that you would recognize that the Steelers are the real American team. They are all about hard work, team effort, putting their teammates above themselves. I really believe they empitomize what makes this country great. One of my favorite players says, it's about the "third attitude" - God first, others second, you third.
Please, do some research, and I'm sure you will change your mind and become part of the Steeler Nation.
Susan
Kid you have to know that people are people. I am sure there are fine upstanding family people on the Steelers. There probably some on the Oakland Raiders. Ok Manson family people.
I'm just saying that you can't endow your team with such virtues as though it is their exclusive province. Don't root for them for that reason. I think I must be older than you and have seen a little of the world. Ask Save the Rust Belt about this. I bet he loves the Steelers just as much as you do but he might have a more realistic take on them. Just sayn'
Trooper York,
Ben may be quilty, but if you check the record you will find that the Steelers get rid of bad blood as soon as they uncover it (re: Plaxio Burress). They are a top-notch organization, with a reputation of integrity and hard work.
Susan
I wouldn't bet on the fact that you are older than me.
Where are you from?
Are you a man or a woman?
Did you ever play football?
Did you ever have kids that played football?
Well I am fifty two and a dude. I never played football because there is no grass in Brooklyn. I did play basketball but only through high school because slow white guys are banned from the court after age seventeen.
I am sure that the Steeler try to keep quality people on their team. It is just the way of the world that moral fiber and athletic ability usually reside in inverse proportions in most people these days.
If you don't believe me ask Michael Vicks dogs.
Or Jessica Simpson.
Oh and SLJ, by the way, if you haven't figured it out yet.
I am an idoit.
But you know you gave me a great idea. I need a football series. And some shoe blogging like the great Manolo. So there is only one answer.
Frenchy Fuqua's shoes.
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