Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The return of the King!


ESPN NEWS August 12, 2009
In an unanticipated move, former Green Bay Packers legend Brett Farve is negotiating to return for one season of throwing interceptions and blowing playoff games.

"There are still a few mistakes and blunders I have not yet made and I want to secure my place in the record books as throwing the most interceptions for a career. My mom always said I was a mistake and I am proud of carrying on that tradition."

The aging quarterback then proceeded to cry and to lick his own anus showing that he had remained remarkable flexible at his age.