Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Oy my little yiddisher pickel


"Molly, Molly what have you done with yourself?"
"What you pop in now and then as you go back and forth in time and think I have to wait for you? You nudnick. Who are you the King of Queens.?"
"Well you do have a Leah Remini thing going on here."
"Bite me shemdrake. Talk to Blake about that drek. He says he knows her! Me I am prime kosher stuff!"
"Oh I was afraid of that!"
"What?"
"That means the rabbi inspected you."
"Don't worry it was a dry hump. He kept the meat away from the milk."

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