"Yes well welcome to your new gynecological exam mandated by the "Health Reform Act of 2009."
"But you are not my doctor?"
"None the less I am the one that has been appointed to your case. Please remove your despicable fur and get up on the table and put you feet in the stirrups."
"But why is there a huge ape in the room?"
"My Dear that is simply the monkey you have on your back. You need to get over yourself or I will be forced to report you to the central clearing house. Now strip and get ready for your monkey."
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