Friday, August 14, 2009

Tales of Kelly's Garden




Fiver: There's something very queer about the warren this evening.
Hazel: Is it dangerous?
Fiver: No it’s not danger, it's... oh, I don't know. It seems very slow and easy these days.
Bigwig: I know what it is. It’s the summer and everyone is on vacation.
Hazel: What’s a vacation?
Bigwig: I think it is when people leave their house and go away to relax. Like at the beach or the mountains.
Fiver: Why don’t rabbits ever get vacations?
Hazel: Well we have to work so hard to survive that we can’t take any time off or we will lose out. Every day we have to find some carrots or we will go hungry.
Bigwig: Maybe we can get the lady in the cottage to give us some carrots so we can rest. She seems a lot nicer than that other lady.
Hazel: But why would she help us? We are just rabbits after all.
Bigwig: I don’t know. But sometimes rabbits just have to rely on the kindness of strangers.
Hazel: Then we are screwed.

1 comment:

Michael Haz said...

Don't be picking on the plus size girl now. She's bread and butter.