Showing posts with label Shelly Winters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shelly Winters. Show all posts

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Why, why does he hate me so?


"I am sorry Miss Winters, but Michael H does not find you very attractive. I don't know why."

"Oh why, why does he hate me so?"

"I don't know, it has something to do with Jay Leno. I don't see why, your jaw isn't all that big."

"I know. But he doesn't have any idea about who I really am. I mean I was a great actress. And a fun date. Look! I can fit my whole fist in my mouth."

"Now that's Talent!"

"How do you think I stayed in the movies for fifty years. I had to put a lot of stuff in my mouth."

"Too much information Shelly, too much information."