So it wasn't so bad.

I got back from my follow up and everything seems good. The vein is clotting and the subsidiary veins will start to die off and I should be feeling pretty good in a month or so.

When I went into the surgery they gave me three Valiums which kinda of worried me as I never take pain killers at all. They only gave me a local so I was awake through the whole thing making jokes and busting balls. The weird thing was that they never took my blood pressure or anything like that there to start. They just started jabbing me with needles and sticking a wire and a laser beam thingy up my leg to my crotch. I asked "Hey where is the machine that goes ping?" and "Did you guys wash your hands?" They had this young girl observing and I go to her "Oh you are a baby doctor." She goes "No I am the chief resident at Long Island College Hospital" in her best snotty Carrie Weaver voice. It is hard to have an operation when you have your hands covering your pisc-a-deal. I mean seriously?

Luckily both of the nurse are plus size and they are coming for a shopping spree so I was covered. Well my pisc-a-deal wasn't covered as they kept opening the door and walking out and coming back in. I guess that was what all the laughing in the hallway was about.

I am only feeling some pulling and stretching every time I move but otherwise everything is cool. I even forgot to take the Advils I was supposed to take. So I guess I can't complain.

What a great show!

The What Not to Wear with Miriam Tabb worked out great for us. She loved our Navy Squares dress and also bought a West Side Story that she wore at the end of the episode in several action shots. We got tons of calls and emails and people joining us on the website mailing list, facebook and twitter.

Stacy and Clinton really praised our dresses and that always feels good.

We didn't make the naked viewing party though. Maybe next time. (I refuse to take off my Spanx).

It's a beautiful new day!

It's a beautiful new day today!

After the 10 o'clock Mass today, our friends John and Julie baptised their beautiful new little baby girl. The whole family gathered together to celebrate and to go to a wonderful brunch at a local bistro. Everyone was so happy and cheerful.

So it's time to leave Lady Gaga and her attempts to stir the pot in the dustbin of history.

Let's concentrate on what's really important: James Bond, Moneypenny, Marcus Welby, Dr. Kildare and of course Julie Newmar.

Oh did I mention that the Giants have an off week and so we don't have to talk about football this week?

Oh did I mention that I ain't the only guy who ever goes 'Oh did I mention?"

Shout out to NOLA, the Saints will fall this week on the road to oblivion. Wait and see baby!

JJ Get the Hell out of my house!!!!

Florida: [after discovering J.J's illegal gambling] J.J, there are two roads out of the ghetto. So far, we've managed to stay on the right road.
J.J.: That's what's taking us so long to get out of here! Look, Ma, tell me one dude in the projects who's got a future that ain't in the rackets.
Florida: You, because you just resigned.
J.J.: Oh, no, Ma. It's MY way out and I'm going to take it.
Florida: Then you can start by getting out of here.
J.J.: Oh, come one, Ma...
[moves forward to hug Florida]
Florida: [pulls away and begins gathering his belongings]
J.J.: Now, Ma! Let's be reasonable...
Florida: [shoving his belongings into his hands] And take these things with you!
J.J.: Ma, you haven't even...
Florida: [angrily] J.J, get the HELL out of my house!

New poll: What is your favorite Roll?

Our new poll asks which is your favorite roll?

Kaiser Roll

Jelly Roll

Cinnamon Roll

Hamburger Roll

Esther Rolle

Now your Kaiser roll is the perfect role for a roll with butter and coffee. Great for a tuna fish sandwich with mayo, lettuce and tomato. Or for two eggs bacon and cheese for breakfast. The all purpose roll.

The jelly roll is usually raspberry and a very tasty pastry. It can also mean something else that is very tasty but I will leave that for you perverts to figure out.

The Cinnamon roll is a breakfast treat and one I often get at the coffee cart before I get on the train. Great with coffee in the morning.

The hamburger roll is one of the joys of eating a burger. Nothing is worse that a soggy or stale roll when you get your burger at the diner. Toasted on the BBQ is always the best.

And of course Ester Rolle. Formerly a domestic she got her own show with her family. With the babelicious Thelma, future radical preacher Michael and JJ Dy-o-mite Walker. One of my favorite Rolle's of all time.

So which one is the best Roll?

Keep your hands off my balls.

So following a new Saturday tradition, after the mad rush at the store I went to Joe's Superette on Smith St to get 3 dozen prosciutto balls and 2 dozen rice balls. Prosciutto balls are a ball of ricotta cheese mixed with some flour and slivers of prosciutto deep fried into little golf ball sized pieces of heaven. I brought them back to the store and the staff and customers enjoyed them while the shopping continued unabated.

That's Italian.

Hey I got my string no matter what happens baby.

Ive got the world on a string
Im sitting on a rainbow
Got the string around my finger

What a world, what a life -
Im in love

Ive got a song that I sing
I can make the rain go
Any time I move my finger

Lucky me, cant you see - Im in love
Lifes a wonderful thing

As long as I hold the string
Id be a silly so-and-so
If I should ever let her go

Laura Bush's Diary.

It was reported that Michelle Obama brought a small gift wrapped package to the White House today as a gift for the Bushes. It was a leather bound diary that Laura Bush graciously accepted in the spirit in which it was given.

Dear Diary (January 20, 2009)

Well that's over with. Finally we can get away from all these phonys and the fuckin' assholes that ruined George's administration. If only he had listened to me. I just thank the Good Lord that they finally let me get behind the wheel of a car. I told them I had to practice because we were returning to the real world and I would have to drive again.

Who knew that fuckin Cheney could move so fast. I clipped the bastard but he managed to dive out of the way. He better stay in fuckin Wyoming that's all I got to say. The fuck.

Anyway good luck to George and Weezy. Good Times Baby. Easy Money Ripoffs. It's Good Times. As much as they might think it's the Cosby show, it's freakin Good Times.

What's your posion?

Hey we have a new poll up. What's your favorite ale? I posted my four favorites and I would like to hear yours.

Of course we only poll about women and beer.

If you are interested in politics you have to check out one of those nerdy spots.