I hate kids. They are such a pain in the ass. With their snotty noses and grubby fingers. Always with the poop and the piss in their pants. Get outa here for crying at loud.
The only problem is that the little bastards always love me. As do the Moms. They just hand me the snot nosed fuckers and I have to hold them and amuse them while they are shopping. I think they see a big fat fuck with a white beard and they think I am Santa Claus or something.
One of the girls from the neighborhood came in with Stella who reached with her chubby arms that she wanted me to hold her while Mommy got her Spanks. She knows two words. "Hi" and "Happy Birthday." Well maybe three words. So we had to amuse ourselves while Mommy shopped. "What are we never going to get Stella?" "Hi." "Right. Remember that."
