Cat Man Don't

The problem with visiting Aimee and Chuck is that they have too many fucking cats. Too many is technically designated as more then one.

I am very allergic to cats. If I get cat hair on my fingers and touch my eye they well up like I was Chuck Wepner or the Evil Blogger Lady after a Sunday night of blogging and punching with the Lawnboy. So I have to be careful.

But cats are like women. If you don't want anything to do with one they are all over you. This one had to jump next to me on the counter and was looking to stand on my head.

Sometimes pussy will just not leave you alone.

Scary!

Good Luck Chuck

We went over to Fort Greene to see our friends Chuck and Aimee last night. Chuck just had a heart thingy. Not similar to mine but still serious. So we went over to try and cheer him up.

We had dinner and then started playing this stupid game that uses your phone. It is an app or something. You see you take the phone and hold it in front of your forehead and everyone sees the word there and acts it out or give clues to make you guess what it is. The fun is the crazy stuff people do to get you to guess.

My two best clues of the night:

1. What you were in Law School.

2.  What do women smell like.

They got them in about two seconds.

Chuck is starring in a Movie! Amiee is so proud!

Props to Synova and Lem for alerting me to the forces of LARPing run amock!

Chuck has a Boo Boo

If you didn't hurt yourself giving Rex Ryan the finger every Sunday this never woulda happened!

Get well soon buddy.

A Worthy Charity!

A couple of friends of mine has become involved with an very important new charity. It concerns the problems of homeless felines who have been led into dalliances with wrong companions.

The name of the charity is C.A.T.S. with S.T.D.S.

Yes it is cats with sexually transmitted diseases. Some of them suffer terribly. They become so sex obsessed that some them masturbate until they literally become blind.

Others have been licked by Michael Douglas and given him cancer.

So any contributions you can make to aid these pussies in need will be greatly appreciated.

Happy Paddy's Day Chuck

Chuck Tuze said....

I hate when we are lorfing on Paddy's day because I always wear the wrong outfit....and as a Healer I have to deal with all the puking and the diarrhea.

It's enough to make an orc plotz.

I talking to you Chuck!

"Chuck....where'our food? Don't make me come over there. I won't tell you again. Why are you out there larfing when my kibble dish is empty!"