If they remade old Medical shows today.....what would they be like?

"I am sorry Doctor but you bedside manner leaves something to be desired."
"What do you mean?"
"When you walk into the room you shouldn't just yell....HHHEEEEYYYY LLLLAAADDDYYYY!"
"Fuck this. I don't work well with guineas. I am moving to France. They will appreciate me there."

If they remade old Medical Shows today....what would they be like?

"Sorry you are not feeling well Kahn. Is there anything I could do to help?"
"If I was looking for that I would call Kildare. He is the fruit. Plus you are too old."
"Look just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there ain't a fire in the furnace."
"You know what I want Doctor."
"What's that Kahn?'
"KKKKKKKIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okey dokey."
"And stop staring at my tits."

If they remade old Medical Shows today.......what would it be like?

"I don't hear anything OJ. What's up with that?"
"What do you mean you don't hear anything you cracker bitch? Keep listening before I run a protest march on your ass."
"Seriously there is no heart there."
"Of course not. My wife Nicole has my heart."
"Seriously?"