Hands Up....This is American Idol

So did you see the last American Idol telecast?

It was down to the top six. They have a new gimmick where the contestants sit in chairs that are surrounded with red lights. When they are chosen to go forward the lights turn green and they go out to perform. They have a new wrinkle where the last two people in the poll compete for the audience "twitter save." Now this is a bummer for the people sitting there when everyone else goes up to sing and you are a loser waiting for the sing off. It reminds me of the NBA or NFL draft where these kids go to the venue and wait and wait to get picked. That must suck.

Anyway it gets down to the last three. Joey who is the white hipster girl who dresses weird and plays the accordion and sings in a super-effected Betty Boop style voice. Ravyon who looks like John Legend and is a very smooth but weak singer. And Quentin the resident angry black man.

Quentin was called and got to sing. Now Quentin is all about the costumes and the attitude. The dude can't sing. He hasn't been in tune once in the entire competition. But the judges continue to mark on a curve and sort of practice American Affirmative Action Idol. Now don't get me wrong. Most of these idiots can't sing in tune. But Quentin is the worst still remaining and nobody is really telling him except Harry Connick Jr.

Now Harry is really the only judge since Simon who has any musical knowledge. In fact he used to cite chapter and verse as to what these kids need to do to improve. Until he was told to dial it back because the audience is just as stupid as the kids singing and don't want to hear what a vibrato is and just want to clap like seals on meth. Every once in a while Harry forgets and says what he really thinks. He did it this time when he told Quentin that the band overpowered him and his pitch was off again. Quentin was pissed and had his bitch face on.

Then of course little fanoick Ryan Seacrest had to make it worse. He asks him what does he think about the two people left to compete for the save. Quentin scowls and says "It's Whack." He goes on about how it is ridiculous that they have to go and how messed up is all is. Then he stalks off.

Now Harry doesn't like this. So he asks if they are still live and says hey this is a competition show and somebody has to go if they want to eventually have a winner. Thats what you sign up for and by bad mouthing the process you are attacking the show that is giving you a big opportunity and being basically disrespectful to the process.

"SAY WHAT!!!! NO YOU DIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Quentin comes out and walks across the stage right next to the judges table and gives Harry the stare down. Like he was going to play the knock out game. The angry black man standing up to the white power structure. You know. The usual bullshit. The freaking guy can't carry a tune in a bucket and should never have gotten this far. But they carried him for "diversity" and "inclusion." What a load of crap.

Here you check it out and tell me what you think.

Now Harry backed down big time which I thought was bogus but what are you going to do. He should have said "Hey if was not these two then who do you think should be in the bottom two. Because I think you should because you can't sing and should be gone." But they covered it up with some mealy mouthed nonsense. It was very awkward and uncomfortable. This is what America has become. We have to baby and placate militant idiots who can not handle the job. Instead of merit we have to mark on a curve at all times.

So many great singers were let go to let this moron through. This chick Hunter Larsen was cut and she was not only a great singer but had a great set of knockers. Check it out:

They let this chick go so this surly douchebag could be on my TV. I mean they could even have picked the skinny hipster bitch.

What a messed up world we live in.

American Idol 2015

Last night while I was at the wake my DVR got scrambled and combined CPAC and the girls section of American Idol. Here is my review:

Lovey – Generic blond who is no great shakes. She is rememberable for being forgettable. She is just an average voice and will soon be gone. Air bushed news bunny. Think Monica Crowley before she got laid.

Adanna – One of these chicks with the hard luck story who is trying her best but is really overmatched. She gave it her all and shouted her way through the song. She did much better in the Detroit vibe this week than she will do in a more sedate setting when talent counts. But she is safe for this week. Think Ben Carson with tits covered in feathers.

Alexis – This chick is in the running for the phoniest of phony awards. She is trying be both country and Latin and that doesn’t mix. Doesn’t she realize that Mexicans are taking away jobs from Country Music people? She is the Jeb Bush of this competition.

Joey – This the pretentious mook with the squeeze box and yellow teeth. She really grates. She sang a Keith Urban song in the style of Betty Boop. Think Jerry Brown with really bad teeth.

Katherine – She channeled Stevie Nicks and really sucked big time. The Rick Santorum of this year’s American Idol.

Shannon – This is the kid they tried to sell as the next Janis Joplin. She went soft and slow and it stunk out the joint. Will be gone this week. Think a thin Chris Christie. Or the little girl that Chris Christie really is in his heart.

Loren – This chick really sang great in the last round but stunk out the joint on the big stage. She really struggled and her notices went to her head and she thinks she can do whatever she wants and her fans will eat it up. Think Sarah Palin with more melanin.

Shi – This chick was the worst performance of the night. She has a great look and a great outfit but she can’t sing for beans. Great looks no talent. The John Edwards of this years Idol.

Maddie – This teenager does not belong. She is singing sexy songs when she is still jailbait. Think one of the girls on the plane with Bill Clinton on the way to a Caribbean vacation.

Sarina – Far and away the best performance of the night. She kicked ass and took names but was humble about it. The Scott Walker of this time round.

Jax – Very affected and mannered and in a style that I don’t care for but they are pimping her big time so she might be around until the final six. The Marco Rubio chair of affected singing.

Tyanna – Great personality with a mediocre voice. She will get a bunch of votes but fall short. Ted Cruz if he had a purple Mohawk.

This was American Idol. Seacrest out! (Or at least everyone knows he is a sword swallower so it is basically the same thing.)

I was dissappointed in American Idol tonight.

Tonight they picked the top ten girls. It seems they have overdosed on political correctness. They always "balance" it demographically but there were a couple of egregious choices that did not deserve to be there. They will be voted off almost immediately. Mainly because they are not that good. But I bet there will be a lot of wailing that America is prejudiced.

I think they realize that a WGWG will win this year as they put a record country boys through. So it doesn't matter which girls go through.

It is just not much fun watching Affirmative Action Idol.

Choices

There is always a choice. A book you can choose to read. A TV show you can choose to watch. A thread you can choose to comment on. You are known by your choices.

There was a kid on American Idol who played a George Jones tune in his solo test to make the cut.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today." A pure tone on a great tune. I think it will be a good season this year.

American Idol seems like it is going to be a lot of fun

So now to be a total hypocrite and talk about something that was all over the web today. American Idol looks like is going to be a lot of fun this year. The new lineup of judges are a lot of fun. Of course this is basically because of Harry Connick Jr. who is wickedly funny and brings a great fun atmosphere to the show.

You must of seen the clip where he picks up this skinny Paki dude who sings a love song to him while he is holding him in his arms. I know, I know. It sounds kind of gay but it was really funny. Harry is secure enough in himself to pull it off. Wait that came out wrong. Just trust me. Look it up on the web. It is hilarious.

Thank God they got rid of that piece of shit Niki Minaj. She singlehandedly destroyed the show last year. J-Lo is back and is a great improvement even though she is as dumb as a rock. Harry was explaining the technical aspects of the songs and she was all "you know too much just look at my ass."

Check it out tonight. I bet you will enjoy it. Maybe year 13 is the charm.

I finally figured out why they picked Nicky Minag

 

It seems that American Idol is being sued for being racist.

Imagine that.

Don't you hate to give up stuff you used to like?

I was always a big fan of American Idol. Even when everyone else dumped it I would comment and follow it closely and mock it. It was a lot of fun.

But now I think I have to stop watching. Because of Nicky Minaj.

You see I don't support people who deliberately attack my values. People like Susan Sarrandon, Sean Penn, the BJ Hunnicut guy, Matt Damon and of course Nicky the Cunt Minaj.

Now normally rap stars don't affect my life. They are sort of like NASCAR drivers or bike faggots like Lance Armstrong or washed up septuagenarian dinosaurs like Bob Dylan. Good to mock now and again but who really gives a shit?

Last year or maybe even the year before I was watching some stupid Music Award show. It might have been the Grammy's or the American Music Awards or something. Anyway this bitch has big production number and it was all about attacking the Catholic church. She had an old white guy dressed as a priest and altar boys and she just did disgusting and sacrilegious shit on the stage and her audience just lapped it up and cheered. None of them were offended. Nobody said they shouldn't attack a religion. You can bet your ass if was the Muslims they would have went ape-shit.  But since it was that Catholics it was fine.

Well after that I vowed never to watch another thing the Nicky Minaj was involved in. So I am dropping American Idol and will attack her and the show and everyone associated with it in any way I can. It is just bullshit.

Watch and see. It will not be pretty.

American Idol is Back...and Steven Tyler is a freaking Perv!

So American Idol is back and we get to see the first few auditions. And as usual it was kind of a freak show.

You see the are using the old formula that Roone Arledge patented with the "Wide World of Sports." You see even in the Olympics most people didn't give a shit about the competitors since the only ones they knew were the boxers. So they started making little video vignettes about the competitors that would humanize them and give the audience a rooting interest. So any competitive reality show does the same thing.

This year they started out with the "Tent Girl" Amy Brumfield. She is basically a drunken whore with a drug problem who lives in a forest in a tent. Her boyfriend looks like the guy they arrest at end of "Criminal Minds" and they live in a tent in the woods. Supposedly she has been arrested six times in the last seven years so maybe she learned to sing some of those sad spirituals on the chain gang or something. She won't last.

Then they had this six foot tall fifteen year old kid who brings her whole family in after she sings. She is pretty good but what makes her different is that her father was a big league pitcher with the Cards. This is when Steven Tyler steps in it and shows why he should be on "To Catch a Predator" instead of Idol. He praises her and the city of Savannah where the auditions are by saying that this kid is "“hot, humid and happening, just like your daughter." The dad looked like he wanted to bean him with a fastball. What bullshit! I mean seriously. This dude is like eighty fuckin years old and he is perving on a 15 year old kid. They got to reign this shit in. Seriously.

Then they had a wedding singer who can actually sing named Van Pelt who is no relation to Brad Van Pelt the old linebacker from the Giants. However she did say that the Giants are going to win the super bowl so I am rooting for her.

They had a Kim Jong Il impersonator who wore a hat through the whole audition. He can't sing for shit but they need him to satisfy the diversity comittee.

They have a girl who sang while her sister planked. But she won't go far because Steven Tyler said he wouldn't plank either one of them with Simon Cowells dick.

Finally they have this chick named Holly Day who tried to overdose on drugs and found salvation with a dude who looks like an Amish serial killer. She has a hideous bleached blond hairdo only found on "Blondie" tribute bands and college instructors in second tier law schools. Steve pervs on her as well and they put her through. She will make the main show and will hit on one of the other contestants and drop the Amish dude and he will go to his job at the post office and it all end badly.

But what the fuck. At least we will be entertained.

Dead Wife guy from American Idol gets engaged!

Way to move on there big guy.

After trying to ride a tide of sympathy due to the death of his wife, American Idol douche Danny Gokey announced his engagement to some broad. His wife passed three years ago. Three years ago. He announced the engagement on a website which is dedicated to the memory of his wife. Does he remember his wife? She died three years ago.

Sometimes I don't understand people.

She died three years ago.

But he is from Milwaukee Wisconsin. So there you go.

Why I can't get "X"cited about the "X" factor.

I love reality shows. Especially competitive reality shows. American Idol. The Voice. Project Runway. Top Chef. The Next Food Network Star. All of them. But for some reason I couldn't get into the "X" factor.

I saw the first two episodes and sort of lost interest. It was too much like American Idol and I found I really didn't miss Simon Cowell or Paula Abdul. They were back doing their same old shtick and it was really old. I would rather wait until American Idol comes back.

The "X"factor had too much of this mentoring bullshit where the judges push their favorites through. I like it better when the contestants can only fall back on their own resources. That's what makes the game interesting. That is what is going to make the next "Celebrity Apprentice" fascinating. I mean Teresa of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is on and she has nothing to fall back on. It is going to be craptastic.

I have only so much tolerance for bad music so I am saving it for the spring. We have the added bonus of the JLo custody fight and the chance that Steven Tyler might fall down again and break his hip. Now that's entertainment!

Pumpkinhead wins by a mile!

I think that Pumpkinhead Randy Travis guy will win American Idol tonight. He really does have a great country voice and all he needs is a few divorces, some drug abuse, a few dui's and having his dog die to become George Jones for the new century.

Good luck dude.

Pia should have slutted it up

Well Pia was eliminated from American Idol this week and everybody seemed shocked. I really wasn't because I thought she hadn't marketed herself well. Since she was an Italian American from New York City she should have went all "Jersey Shore." She could have slutted it up and been a lot more aggressive. You need a personality if you want to move forward in this competition.

Most of the performances were ok. Except for bearded douche guy and phony Rod Stewart dude. Both did screechy train wrecks of performances that should have got them bounced. Eyes closed dude also butchered "When a Men Loves a Woman" but for some reason J-Lo loves him. Maybe he reminds her of her first boyfriend. You know the one that grew up to be a gym teacher in Forest Hills. The phony rocker girl also tried to sing Janis Joplin which was like a Japanese Nuclear plant. They just don't have the pipes. Tourette rocker dude did a slow song but slid by on the praise of the judges and chocolate pudding black gay church guy was in the bottom three but made it out of the pack. They all have to pick up their games.

This year seems a lot sweeter than prior years. The performers seem more together and the judges make it a fun time to watch. It is definitely entertaining and a good watch.

My prediction is that it will come down to Deep voiced Randy Travis Pumpkin Head kid and babyfat Lolita from Georgia as we have an all country finale.

American Idol Recap (One day late..sorry I was busy)

So if you are tired of the piles of shit you get on other blogs you have to come here for your American Idol recap. This week they sing songs from their idols. Yeeesh.

First up we had chubby Georgia blonde teenage flirt girl who sings Shania Twain and stomps around the stage in cowboy boots and shouts and stuff. She gets a mixed but basically positive review and apologizes to Steven Tyler for her poor song choice and that she is still too young to suck his dick.

Next up is the white kid who tries to sing like a black dude. He picks Joe Cocker so he becomes a white dude singing like an English white dude who sounds like a black dude. Got that? There will be a test later. He did ok but he shouted a lot and he didn’t show much range but he is safe for this week.

Then we had the faux Diana Ross chick, who totally blew it. I mean she sang an obscure Diane Ross song when she should have gone full ass singing in Central Park Wolf Pack wilding style song like Evergreen or Endless Love or some shit like that. She sucked and she is most likely out. (I am posting this after the result show and she was the one who was out)

Oh did I mention that big time producers like Jimmy Iovine and Don Was are working with these kids? I think that is going to have a good effect on them.

Screaming tourettes Rocker dude did a great version of a Beatles Song: Maybe I Amazed. Maybe I amazed that he is that good but he might be in the finals. He has a great range and can really hit the high notes. He will be getting massive props from Steven Tyler so he might get a bounce from the judging.

Big chocolate Pudding Luther Vandross guy sang a gospel like “I think I can Fly.” Somehow I don’ think it is a good idea to sing songs by a child molester. But what do I know. He over emotes and I think they are praising him too much. He is going to be a crowd favorite who will lose.

Then there was the phony Rod Stewart dude who pranced around like he had a weasel in his pants. I mean he sang a Ryan Adams song and danced like he was John Adams or something. He should stick with the California ballads like the Eagles or some shit like that.

They have this tiny Philipina chick who sang “Smile” and who had no idea who Charlie Chaplin was. Not that she should know but if he was alive today she would be too old for him because he liked the twelve year olds. If you don’t believe me you can look it up. She was ok but got that deer in the headlights look at judging time so she is not long for the stage.

This blond chick did some Lee Ann Rhimes and sucked big time. She is very forgettable and will be out in the next couple of weeks. (She made the bottom three)

Then there were the two girls from the “Fame School.” The weird name chick did a Celine Dion song without the camel toe which is pretty hard because you need a tight fit on your vulva to hit those high notes. I think. The Spanish chick butchered a Selena song and looks weird when the judges said she screwed up. Something’s not right with her. (She also made the bottom three)

The Italian elf guy sang well but he has Jennifer Lopez in his corner so he has a little advantage. She praises him to the sky and that might influence some of the voters. He is likeable and an underdog so he might do well and last a long time.

Pumpkin headed Randy Travis deep voice shitkicker guy did a Garth Brooks song and knocked it out of the park. They are praising him now but soon they are gonna want him to get out of his comfort zone. I can’t wait till Disco night. That’s gonna be fun.

Finally we have the vaguely Muslim dread lock girl with the vampire teeth. She danced around like a maniac and they had lightning bolts and special effects so they want to keep her around for a while. When you get the pimp spot and special effects they are loading the dice.

So I think Diana Ross girl is out. (She was. Sorry I didn’t post before the results show).

Hey I was 100% right so get me a freaking NCAA Bracket right now!!!

Every person I picked in my predictions was chosen for American Idol. They also have two others from the judges wild card picks but I can't believe I got every one right!

I mean it was pretty obvious who would get through so I can't claim to be all that smart. But it still feels good to know I have my finger on the pulse of America. So to speak.

Pictured from the top clockwise:

Screaming Tourettes Rocker Dude.

Chubby flirty Jail Bait Cutie who loves Steven Tyler.

Professional from "Fame" School with funny name and lots of teeth.

Jewish Guy who want's to pretend he is a sixty year old black dude.

One of them might be a finalist.

It's time for the Ladies of American Idol....and I don't mean Seacrest

Well shut the door and turn out the light and put on your Coat Tex and let's get cracking as we pick the five girls who will make the top ten.

First we have vaguely African very white girl who claims to be black in a tribal costumes who doesn't have a birth certificate. Did a nice version of "Summertime" in an Erika Badu-Ba-Ba-Loo kind of way. Unlike other people we can think of it looks like her Dad stuck around to be in the audience so she doesn't have to just dream of her father. He's sitting in the front row.

Then there was Cleopatra Jones Hair Diana Ross Channeling Diva performance girl with a big Oscar Gamble Fro. Let's call her the ironweightsironrails entry. She had a great stage presence but is super duper phony calling everyone sugar and honey and all that jazz which was great last night to show she was comfortable but might get tiresome after a while. Familiarity breeds contempt and over familiarity breeds a pissed off audience.

Then we have the smiley Jennifer Lopez sucking up Performing Arts Broadway girl who sang in both Spanish and English. She has some talent and is very slick and polished. If she gets an ethnic Spanish bloc voting for her she could get in but I call it borderline. But I am picking her because the other interchangeable blondes all fade into each other so she has a shot. I checked the bodega this morning and he was out of phone cards so you never know.

Then we have 16 year old chubby cutie who hit on Steven Tyler all season that sang a country tune and was praised to the skies. They love her and Randy called her a cross between Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood which is really big panties to fill let me tell you. She is a big time flirt and gets kinda distracted so she seem more like a cross between Lindsey Lohan and Kim Richards but we shall see. She should slide in on the goober vote as she is gonna go all country all the time. I can see her and pumpkin head Randy Travis guy singing a duet already while Tammy Wynette is spinning in her grave.
She is the only sure bet I think.

Then we have forgettable funny named girl with a lot of teeth. She went to the High School of Performing Arts in NYC with the aforementioned Jennifer Lopez suck up Spanish girl and she is very slick and polished. She had the pimp spot and sang well with a great flourish at the end. So she should get through but I think she will be out quick because she doesn’t seem to have much personality.

There are some dark horses like the Kendra Playboy girlfriend of Hef girl and the big horse face I think I am sexy but I am just scary girl. Along with a couple of babes who might want to hang themselves after they play back their performance. Especially the scary repeat offender girl from NYC named Rachel who is definitely out there in stalker land. Her next gig will be chasing DJ Paulie D on the Jersey Shore. I bet she already has a t-shirt to give him.

I think I have it right and we will find out tonight.

Simon is back at Althouse but Not at American Idol...wtf

Hey what the heck is up with American Idol?

They really shrunk the season down to nothing. I guess the ratings are down and they don't want to drag it out. What they did is they picked the top 24 with 12 boys and 12 girls. The boys sang last night and they are gonna cut seven of them. That's right seven! And the girls will sing tonight and get cut to five people. Then they will have the Top Ten of five boys and five girls.

That's knocking them out at the speed of light and really hurts someone who could build each night. Since so many of them are going to be gone by Thursday it is not worth it to go over each one of them. So I will only list my predictions of the top five boys today.

First is Pumpkin Head Randy Travis voice guy. He has a cool and easy old school country vibe and he will get the votes of all the NASCAR watchers, toothless goobers and Meade's relatives. So he should be safe for now in a big field.

Screaming Tourettes rocker dude guy should get through. He sang Judas Priest and can rock out all those Heavy Metal tunes right up until they get to Celine Dion night. Then again he can wear spandex and maybe get the camel toe exception. But he is safe for now.

Then there is the raspy voice Rod Stewart weird laid back dude. He might actually win because he has a very different voice. And he smiles a lot. A lot! So he should slide by just based on the praise he got last night. Even though he looks like a serial killer. He is a dark horse candidate to win it all.

Then there is big chocolate pudding Luther Vandross gospel crying gay black guy. He is the most talented and also the most over the top. He will be the favorite who will lose out at the end. I mean the guy is great but he is always over the top and over wrought like Meade at a demonstration or Simon at bath time at the Old Ladies home. (Gratuitous insult time).

Finally there is Cedarford's favorite the Jewish white guy pretending to be a black soul singer guy. He has all those jazz vibes and plays the base and emotes the shit out of it and got the pimp spot of going last so he should sail through.

The dark horse candidates are the Robbie Benson Jewish kid from Long Island and the red headed elf gay kid who everybody beat on who might get the tweener vote. In a big field if you have a voting bloc you might slip through. I just hope that the Nasty Future RuPaul Black Music teacher dude and the bug eyed midget Pilipino Karaoke douche both don't make it. If they are around it would make it very tough to sit through the first couple of eliminations.

All in all it is about as easy to predict as the fact that Meade will be getting the cold shoulder at the next faculty brunch. Check out the broads tonight!

It's Hollywood Week!

Sorry I have been falling down on the Americna Idol blogging but I have been as tired as a one armed man in a paper hanging contest.

Wait. Is that a Hitler referance?

Anyhoo there were a ton of interesting things happening the past two days. In the first show they had group week which is a good name for it since it seemed like a group therapy session. There are an overabundance of deluded people this year. But putting them in groups seemed to bring out the worst in them. They were almost as loony as Wisconsin state employees. Well maybe not that loony but pretty bad anyway.

The chubby Baby Huey kid who is about ten years old got thrown out of one group by the evil mexican midget guy so they could take in the Randy Travis Pumpkin Head Deep Voice guy. Who showed great survival instincts by crying and saying he should of stood up for the kid but who didn't say shit when it counted. You know sort of like the Democrats who were all against the commies but didn't say shit until the Berlin War fell. So basicly Randy Travis Pumpkin Head Deep Voice guy is John Kerry.

All three of them made it through with our personal favortive wheelchair fiance guy and our new favorite Chocolate Pudding Luther Vandross Big Black Gay Guy who gave an unbelievable performance of "God Bless the Child." Lots of jazz riffs but the guy is really cool and if his emotions don't get the best of him he will go far.

The rocker screamer Tourettes dude didn't get much airtime but they did pimp the pepophiles delight who is a 15 year old who keeps hitting on Steven Tyler who has herpes that are older than she is. Also the scraggly bearded screamer dude did a star turn with a cello as he gave a Ray Charles style performance of Georgia.

So there seems to be a lot of talent this year.

And the judges are surprisingly bearable. I didn't think I would like Steven Tyler all that much but he grows on you. He is a cool dude. And J-Lo is sweet which was always an out bet but it is true. And Randy is Randy only more Randy if that is possible. Well maybe Steven Tyler is more randy...I don't know whatever.

Anyway it is a lot more to talk about than douchenozzle public employees. Just sayn'

Idol is back and we are blogging it!

American Idol was back for two segments last week which were both two hours long. It was the first auditions and the first time we got to see the two new judges: Steven Tyler and J-Lo. They did a credible job.

Tyler seemed to have a way with words as he came up with fun nonsensical sayings. But lets hope he doesn't repeat them over and over. You feel me dawg?

J-Lo was sweet and sexy and many of the contestants obviously idolized her which is always fun. One dude took off his shirt to flash his sixpack as he bet his coworkers that he would do it to J-Lo. It was pretty funny.

The downside was that Steven Tyler was pretty pervy with some of the really young girls. I mean a sixty year old guy shouldn't be drooling on fifteen year old girls. They need to cut the Humbert action and get to the Englebert Humperdink stuff. If you know what I mean.

None of the featured performers seem like they are gonna make it two far. The puerto rican chick who had her ta-ta's out could barely hold a note and this Huggins chick from North Carolina was really too sweet for words and is gonna drive everybody crazy so lets hope she is out soon. The refugee girl from Kosovo had a great story but she doesn't have the pipes. And the formerly homeless kid from the Bronx is also lacking in the vocal department. There were a few glimpse of some talent including a country singer with a bad ass Randy Travis vibe who I think might have a chance because they want a country artist to win this year. I think they hold the prospects back because they don't want to use them up too fast.

But I thought it was better to burn up than it is to rust.

Reality show overdose warning!!!!

Last night we had a reality show overdose!

First we started with Jersey Shore and it was a doozy. J-Wow is all dumping her boyfriend and flashing her ta-ta's all over the place. And we had the aftermath of Snookie being arrested for being a drunken slut. That just ain't right. That's her natural state. Like driving while black. You shouldn't get arrested for that.

Then we caught the second night of American Idol. More about that later. The new judges seem pretty cool. Well at least J-Lo is. Hey we went from J-Wow to J-Lo. There seems to be a theme.

Lastly there was the season finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will duck lipped Taylor went full bull goose looney on poor little mousey Kim Richards. She is trying to get the title of most disliked housewive of this grouping from Camille Grammer which I didn't think was possible but she is giving it a run for the money. They say the reunion show next week is a doozy so I can't wait.

I just love reality shows. I have been making a study of them. I think I have them figured out.
We will see what we will see.

Hey they are announcing the new American Idol Judges!

And they really suck. I mean Steven Tyler. WTF. Keith Richards wasn't available. That dude looks like a warmed over Bride of Wilderstein for crying out loud!

Oh and J-Lo. As a judge she has a great ass. I mean that's important. I guess if you are going to pull you opinions out of your ass you should really have a fine one.

I think this is American Idol's last season. Simon Cowells new show the X-factor is going to blow it out of the water.

But she has a really fine ass.