You know you are giving your daughter a heart attack....

When she sends you out to get sour cream for the taco's and you fill the shopping cart with stuff and give her a heart attack.

All you can do is take selfies while your adopted Bengladishie son tries to get in the photo!

You know you're really a Brown Neck....

you go to the mall and have to sit patiently in the Bare Minerals exhibit while the girls shop.

Oh well. At least you can take selfies with your fat Irish Friend.

You know you're a Brown Neck.......

The first thing you do when go to Florida is stop off in Walmart to get your supplies. Lots of coffee, fishing lures, hooks, bobbins, Red Solo Cups and all the paraphernalia that lets you be what you want to be:

A Brown Neck in Florida!

You know you're a Brown Neck.......

Omar on the water Kayaking in the lake in front of the kids house.

Hawaii Five Nooooooooo

I have a longer video which I have to figure out how to download. 

Here Lee Lee is getting her Hawaii Five O on!

With bonus Omar Bass Fishing footage!