I mean who was surprised?

On the Reunion of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" there was a weave snatching incident. All around psycho and bad actor Kenya Moore brought some props to the reunion. She was on a island since all the other bitches hate her guts. Three of them conspired to attack her. But she has balls. (No I think she really has balls).

Kenya brought a scepter to point at the other women like she was some kind of Queen. Not the Palladian kind of Queen. The bad tooth British type of Queen. So all around dimwit and video ho Porsha Stewart grabbed it out of her hand and through it across the room. Kenya told her she would stop using it if Porsha could spell "scepter." Hilarity ensued. I mean Porsha was named after a car and she couldn't even spell that right.

Porsha couldn't take the insults and the spelling questions so she stood up and got in the face of what she called "a washed up from the 1990's ratchet ho" and grabbed her by the weave and dragged her across the floor. Security and production jumped in and broke it up. Kenya walked off yelling "Your fired." Porsha was sent home by production. Reports are that she is fired.

There is a lot of talk about how all of the Housewives franchises are segregated. There are only latina's on Miami except for Lia Black, only white woman on NY, Beverly Hills and Orange County and only blacks on Atlanta. There was a white woman Kim Zolciak on Atlanta but she was kicked off in a midst a bunch of racial animosity. To mean this is the real measure of the racial state of America. Much more so than the ravings of a kept man in Madison and his pet Bubbles. People self segregate. They stick with their own kind. Interaction is limited at best. It is just the way it is.

Check out the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion tonight!

Here is the preview of the reunion from the Conan O'Brien Show with Trumiph the Insult Dog.

Oh no you didn't!

So last week on the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" there was another of the interminable arguments starring Nene Leakes. Nene is the main focus of the show as she is a tall intimidating woman who acts out like a crazy woman. Last season she got in a knock down drag out fight with Kim the wig wearing whore who had a black assistant that she abuses and who Nene called a slave. This season she sat down with Sheree to start the season and they got into it. It seems that Sheree got a call for a personal appearance but they wanted Nene too. So when Nene got in touch with the people she tried to cut Sheree out of the mix so she could get all the money. Nene tried her usual act by standing and looming over Sheree and pointing her finger at her and screaming . But Sheree didn't back down. And Nene ran away. Because she was scared. Because Sheree would cut a bitch. The scene ends with Nene scurrying away to get in her car and speeding away with Sheree following her out on to the street and cursing her out.

Nene's best line "I am Rich Baby! I cashed that Donald Trump check."

Sheree's best line: "If you so rich bitch why didn't you fix your motherfuckin' teeth!"

The point of most of these Housewive shows seems to be arguing and fighting. Every franchise revolves around some conflict. At first it was fascinating. But now it is kind of getting old. Everyone goes to defcon nine with every misunderstanding. If everything is earth shattering nothing is earth shattering. Atlanta looks like it is going to be the worst of them all this season. Why would you want to go to a place and hang out where other people are fighting and arguing and calling each other every name in the book. Once a week from the distance of your TV screen is tolerable. Barely.

I might have to reevaluate my viewing habits.

Stop it I won't tell you again!

I had to stop watching my favorite shows as I am down in Florida and missed a bunch of stuff we like to watch. Including the Real Housewives. Of course we are between franchises as New Jersey has ended and Atlanta is beginning. We are missing Beverly Hills tonight but that is OK since we have it on DVR.

Donald Trump should check their papers....just saying

Advance warning for next week's Celebrity Apprentice. Crazy ostrich bitch Nene Leakes of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" get's all ghetto over Miss Starr Jones on next weeks episodes. The coming attractions are off the hook.

I highly recommend you set your DVR to record this hot mess.

Oh no you didnin!

Did you catch the "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Man it was as bad as bad can be. Kim was on the bus with Kandi doing a promotional tour to pimp their records. And Nene Leakes gets on the bus and she starts to get into it with Kim about Kim's assistant "Sweetie." Now it is pretty annoying how Kim orders around her assitant but no different than the way you see a lot of these rich bitches order around various assistants or nannies or whatever. In fact when you compare it with the way Camille Grammer treats her people....well Kim and Sweetie are practically soul sisters. Anyway Nene comes on and is all "You can't talk to people like that...I ain't like your slave." Her slave. Damn. She had to go there. Everyone else couldn't believe it. It was a big bag of bullshit. But it looks like you can do anything on a reality show to drum up conflict.

I just don't think that is the way to go. It just ain't right.

Hey ricpic, Kim has real blonde hair.

ricpic said...
Top and bottom, the two natural blondes. What can I tellya, blondes have it.

It's just not her hair. But that wigis 100% natural blond hair.

You know you love the Shiskas!

Don't be tardy for the Party, Bitch

"Kim, Kim lets go. We are invited to the White House.'"

"Wait a minute we don't have a ticket to get in NeNe."

"Don't you worry about that. I know what to do. They ain't gonna keep out a gorgerous Nubian princess like me out of that damn party. Plus my last name is Hussien so they won't have the guts to question me."

"What's the party about anyway?'
"I don't know some Indian guy. I think he started a new casino or something. Let's go. I don't want to be tardy for the Party."