Monday, November 30, 2009

Don't be tardy for the Party, Bitch


"Kim, Kim lets go. We are invited to the White House.'"
"Wait a minute we don't have a ticket to get in NeNe."
"Don't you worry about that. I know what to do. They ain't gonna keep out a gorgerous Nubian princess like me out of that damn party. Plus my last name is Hussien so they won't have the guts to question me."
"What's the party about anyway?'
"I don't know some Indian guy. I think he started a new casino or something. Let's go. I don't want to be tardy for the Party."