"Well Selina, I see you have returned to your normal costume.""Why yes I did Trey. I don't want to upset you. So I went back to my old cat suit. Pluse my little pet likes it."
"Yes I noticed Selina. That is an elephant. Why do you have an elephant as a pet?"
"Oh he is a wonderful pet. He is kind and thoughtfull and fun to be around. I can ride him around and everyone gets out of our way. It's so high up on his back that I feel on top of the world."
"Yes but it must be such a chore to clean up after him?"
"Not really I have Lem follow behind him with a shovel and one of those pickerupper kind of thingees. He is glad for the job. And after all isn't that sort of what you do for a living?"
"No Selina I help people with their problems."
"Well so does Jumbo. You might not know it but I have some problems in certain areas that you refuse to help me with...but Jumbo fixes me right up....you know his trunk is very limber....it's really quite big and strong and he is so talented with it....I mean sometimes I lovingly oil up his trunk with baby oil and he takes it and puts it in....Trey....Trey....why did you fall off your chair again?"
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