"What ricpic you have forgotten me so soon."
"Never my little babtka. You will always be my little Geschmak dumpling. You always only you."
"But you said you avoided a stroke....and I know you have been taken a few strokes looking at my photo's on the internets you Fachadick Shmeckle!"
"Please baby don't get angry you know I love you."
"Well here's something to remember me by you shmuck.....never had a stroke, HA!"
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You see somebody emailed me photos of someones honeymoon but I am being good.
I swear.
The thing about those little yiddishe mamas is that when they're young they make willing and frisky bed partners, not like some Maggie O'Malleys who I could mention, well, I just mentioned her, who lie there like boards staring at the ceiling with their teeth clenched satisfying the beastly man's desires but letting him know every inch of the way what a martyrdom it is for her.
Oh I don't know Ripic, some of the middle aged and older yiddish mamas ain't too bad either.
What do sex and cameras have in common?
They both bring a smile to your face. :)
Okay, well that was the best I could come up with given the material... as presented.
Now do you understand why Althouse is always putting pictures of flowers in her posts, Troop?
Mommy, make the bad lady go away.
My goodness, that face creeps me out.
I really miss the Watership Down series.
This week would have been a doosie.
I mean, what's to lose?
For Penny only, the rest of yuns might want to turn the channel
old man number one- How bad was you worst piece of ass?
old man number two, after a short reflection- wonderful!
I know chickenlittle. It was really really hard to not indulge. Blake even gave me a shout out to taunt me into doing it.
But I am trying to be good. I don't want to get into blog flame wars because I have a tendancy to over do it, as you might have noticed. The way I feel about it I might go "over the top" with it and that would not be pretty.
My wife is always telling me, "censor yourself Jim,censor!"
Uncensored Trooper York is not a pretty site. So to speak.
It's like what Sonny Corleone said to Carlo Rizzi after he had him beaten up for smacking around Connie. "If you think that was bad, if you do it again this will feel like kisses from your mother."
I am making an effort to stay away from the infighting. Maybe Andrew Sullivan and the Village Voice like that kind of stuff. Not that I put myself on their level by any means. I am just a little lemonade stand with a bunch of people who like stupid shit and want to have fun.
You see if you taunt the monkey you might lose your nose, eyes, ears and lips. So let's just have some fun.
Oh crap, now Ace stepped in it.
I am going to sit back with some wine and enjoy the crap out of this one.
Awww. I wasn't taunting you. I was directing other people to your classic series!!
It was relevant, too, the Watership Down thing. Or I would've brought up the Grand Hotel series...
Oh it was totally revalent. No more so than today. But what are you gonna do?
This mindless fighting is just a ploy to up readership and get click throughs and stuff, I get that.
But it is kind of unpleasant in the end.
And you don't want to play with people who can't take a joke. They (and their syncophants and toadies)
get all pissy and that always harshes my mellow.
It was really really hard to not indulge. Blake even gave me a shout out to taunt me into doing it.
How about a paid private subscription, with a "no leakage" clause?
Nah that wouldn't be cool. But we might go even more obscure and underground. I don't know, I have been thinking about it. But I haven't made a decision on it yet.
In the meantime enjoy my new favorite, the Brook Hundley/Steve Phillips imbroglio.
Hey didn't Steve Phillips trade Ernie Imbroglio for Lou Brock?
You sayin' somethin' about Irish girls, Ricpic?
*sideways look*
A crazy day in blog world. But yeah. Watership Down would have been hilarious.
Dr. Killjoy much?
No?
Then just for me?
I feel ever so special.
I don't know, I have been thinking about it.
You could shift the whole monetize blogs paradim-"Entertainment For Mensch" and all.
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