"You smell delightful Miss Moneypenny."
"Thank you Commander Bond that is so nice of you to say. But I am afraid not everyone agrees."
"Why whatever do you mean?"
"Some claim that something just doesn't smell right about me."
"Who said that? Oddjob? Don't mind him. His smeller has been off due to his intense study of perfume. I am sure he means nothing by it."
"Thank for that Commander Bond."
"No thanks necessary Moneypenny. I always take people as I see them until they prove otherwise. Isn't that how you would like me to take you?"
"Oooohhhhh JJJaaaammmmeeeesssss!"
5 comments:
You are so frocked, Bond.
That's very sweet, Troop.
It surely wasn't the first time I was accused of being a sockpuppet. This time I was accused of being a "sockpuppet of another commenter", which frankly made me laugh. That was the point I was trying to make, after all.
In any case, I like Palladian. He's a smart guy. My assumption is that some day he will figure out, for good or bad, it's just me.
Hey Penny, I am glad you can roll with the punchs. Palladian is a great guy and I think you guys would have a hoot if you hung out. You both have a sardonic sense of humor and the irony would overflow the locks and swamp NOLA for sure.
Just promise me if you become a sockpuppet you will be a long nylon sheer sock puppet like the one's Miss Moneypenny wore in her Playboy shoot!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SOCKPUPPETT!!!!
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