Showing posts with label Once Upon a TIme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Once Upon a TIme. Show all posts

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Once Upon a Time

Rumpelemkin [stating his price for revealing what the Queen needs for the Dark Curse to work]: In this new land, should I ever come to you for any reason, you must heed my every request — you must do whatever I say — so long as I say … "please. "Evil Queen: You do realize, that should I succeed, you won't remember any of this?Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, well then, what's the harm? Evil Queen: Deal. What must I do to enact this curse? Rumpelemskin: You need to sacrifice a heart. Evil Queen: I sacrificed my prize steed. Rumpelemskin: A horse? This is the curse to end all curses — you think a horse is going to do? Great power requires great sacrifice. The heart you need must come from something far more … precious. Evil Queen: Tell me what will suffice? Rumpelemskin: The heart of the thing you love most. Evil Queen: [angry] What I love most died because of Snow White. Rumpelemskin: [in mock sympathy] Is there no one else you truly love? This curse isn't going to be easy. Vengeance never is, dearie. You have to ask yourself a simple question: How far are you willing to go? Evil Queen: As far as it takes. Rumpelemskin: Then please stop wasting everyone's time, and just do it. You know what you love. Now go kill it. Evil Queen: My God that I don't believe in....I have to sacrifice my blog. (Once Upon A Time, 2012)

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

I have a new series but I won't be writing it here.

It will be the story of Rumplemskin who must protect the residents of Storybrooke from the evil queen.

Can he do it.

Or will she have her flying monkey destroy all of them by flinging flying monkey shit until they die?

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Evil Queen Palate Cleanser

Once Upon a Time.....after too many Titus posts in a row...we needed a palate cleanser....so we called on the Evil Queen.

She has extremely nice apples.

No wonder she got Snow White to bite on one.


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I know who is the coolest but you know is pretty hot?



The evil witch bitch on "Once Upon a Time."

I mean she is having a bad hair day here and is pissed because she is yelling at Margene about how much the ending of "Big Love" sucked but still she has got it going on. Just sayn'

Friday, December 9, 2011

Bad bad Queen.


She is bad. She needs to be spanked. Bad, bad queen. Just sayn'

A Once Upon a Time Quiz-What did the doctor find on Snow Whites Hymen?


Seven little dents.

If you want a Once Upon a Good Time you need the Queen!


"Once Upon a Time" is another new show that deals with fairy tales. And not the ones that Titus tells.

It has all of the fairy tale characters like Snow White and Cinderella and Prince Charming. It is a Disney Production so all the Disney Characters are in it. We will be seeing the Little Mermaid and Belle and Rulan and all of them.

But the real winner is the evil queen. Man she is one sexy piece of bacala.

But youse guys can watch it for the stories.