Showing posts with label Titus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Titus. Show all posts

Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Rainbow sockpuppet

Taking a suggestion to start a new thread about sockpuppets, Titus, Inga and the Evil Blogger Lady I have to say it is pretty funny that stupid twat has to start a new post to get people to talk about Titus. Now I remember back in the day there were a couple of posts about him that generated 100's of comments. Now she is lucky to hit 50.

I see where that other stupid twat Inga said that the reason Titus is more at Althouse is because he was banned here. Which could be true I guess. I have only really dropped four people from posting here. Titus. Inga. J. And another guy from my neighborhood who used to post nasty shit about my wife both here and at Althouse. The reason for the banning was always the same. They just couldn't stop from attacking other posters in the most vile and nasty ways. Now even that can be ok for a while if they are funny and the other person can give as good as he gets. But this stuff was just nasty and stupid. Sort of what Titus is doing to Chickie now. That is just boring repetitive bullshit.

I always tend to give somebody the benefit of the doubt and a long leash. In the case of those guys I look like a fool. The same might be said by some about the Crack Emcee. I wouldn't ban him no matter how foolish he might be. He is his own worst enemy. It is amazing how he has deteriorated. Perhaps I might be unfair because I know he is sick. I have been sick and I have become even more of what I was before. I am just less worried about glossing it over and maybe Crack feels the same way. I would never stop someone from honestly stating their views even if they are bullshit. That is what the internet is for after all.

I know for a fact that Titus is a real person. I mean he might not be "Titus" as self described but he is an actual person. It is quite possible that someone might post using his name because that is something I know Meade has done before. So he could pose as Titus or Inga and give full reign to his douchicity while someone else gets the blame. Of course they are fucked up enough on their own that they don't need any help.

When you guys mentioned that Inga has something to say about me I went to check it out. When I read the thread I really had to ask. One moron wanted to know why Palladian didn't post there anymore. Another was asking for Sir Archy. What the fuck do they live under a rock. I mean I know that Titus and Inga live there but I guess there must be a lot of room.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Branded

 
It has come to my attention that Titus went after chickenlittles kids in a recent post at TOP.

Now I have put up with a lot from Titus. I mean I do like some of his nonsense and I do find it amusing to mock his pretensions in posts that extrapolate from his stream of consciousness. He seems to have migrated his act to here from TOP as he posts here a lot more than at TOP. Maybe it is time he went back there and shared his bowel movements with them.

I think children are off limits. I felt the same way about what happened with Tm and his kids. I couldn't do anything about that. But I can do something about this.

So I deleted Titus and withdrew his permission to view this site.

I do believe in free speech but I don't want to be a hypocrite about it. When we had that big dustup about J there was a demand to delete or ban him from TOP. That did not happern. Perhaps because it is not techincally possible. But with my set up it is.

So he is out.

I have zero tolerance for attacking peoples kids.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Deep thoughts....By Titus....About Bowling


I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

I was there with the Crack Emcee. He looked just like Buckwheat. He fondled his black ball and smiled a gap toothed grim and asked if it was O-Tay to fondle his big black ball.

I almost fainted. 



I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!


O-Tay!

Deep Thoughts.....By Titus....about Bowling



I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

I was there with MamaM. She grabbed the biggest ball and put it right between her legs.


I almost fainted. 

I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!

Balls!

Deep Thoughts....By Titus...About Bowling




I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

But we used tits to bowl with. We just reached in and took them right out of the waitresses top and grabbed a titty and started bowling.

The funniest thing was that all of tits had three holes.

And three nipples.

I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!

Tits.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Deep Thoughts........by Titus




I had to go to the Boston Harbor today for a very strategic meeting with Key Opinion Leaders.

Anddddddd.

I fucking saw a humpback whale. It really is hump backed. It was swimming all hump like-total Hunchback of Nortre Dame.

I got horny watching the humpback whale swim, with it's huge hump. I ended up Jerky Jerky (alone) at the Legal Seafood (nearby) bathroom. I was thinking about the hump back going up and down and me riding on it with an erection and then finally splewing on it's hump. After the jerky jerky I reflected and though about red staters in flyover country who don't have access to seeing whales and I felt sad and then wiped the chiz that show all the way to my face. The load consisted of 4 "gulps" of load that was pretty intense.

Sometimes you just have to blow a load.

tits.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Deep thoughts.....By Titus



I had to go to Harvard School of Public Health today to give a speech. 65% of the students were Chinks. They also had MD's, Dentist degrees and a whol lot of other degrees already. When I went to college that school was 90% white. They all have chinky names but go by "LeAnn" and "Sophie" and "Deena"-give me a fucking break.

What the fuck is happening?

Gay people hate chinks. Expecially fish sauce smelling chinky girlies.

Sad.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Deep Thoughts........By Titus



Titus said...
The goal of my Tits For Tots program is to work in partnership with Toys For Tots.

Yet I also want to initiative some process improvements and reengineering efforts.

This will be a team effort, natch.

BUT, if things do not progress I am willing to consider a hostile takeover of Toys for Tots.

I also looking to bring a Tits On Wheels Program to compliment Meals on Wheels.

WTF-Meals of Wheels-fucking waste of money. My parents deliver those fucking meals every week to some of the biggest takers around. They are also some of the largest farmers who are republican and get farm subsidies-bull shit.

Thank God we don't have to send out for tits!

I remember when my mom and her friends would run around and bounce their tits in the house.

That is where my obsession started.

Tits.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Deep thoughts....By Titus

 


Titus said...
I would do all the guys in that photo and maybe even the gals.

tits.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Hey who knew that Titus owns the Red Sox!


 Francona rips Red Sox owners in book

NEW YORK (AP)

Theo Epstein traded for Adrian Gonzalez and signed Carl Crawford following pressure from Boston Red Sox owners to build a ''sexy team,'' according to a book co-authored by former Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona.

Epstein, who left as general manager after the 2011 season to become a Chicago Cubs executive, said Boston owner John Henry, chairman Tom Werner and president Larry Lucchino made the team's image a priority, according to excerpts released Tuesday by Sports Illustrated.

''Francona: The Red Sox Years'' is co-written by the Boston Globe's Dan Shaughnessy and is scheduled for publication by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt on Jan. 22.

''They told us we didn't have any marketable players, that we needed some sizzle,'' Epstein is quoted as saying. ''We need some sexy guys. Talk about the tail wagging the dog. This is like an absurdest comedy. We'd become too big. It was the farthest thing removed from what we set out to be.

"The owners said we had to get players who appealed to women and gays because that was their fan base" said the former Boston GM. "Thank God I only have fat drunken white guys to please these days with Cubs. They are much easier to deal with. Since they are losers they can identify with losers. That's what being a Cubs fan is all about."

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Deep Thoughts......By TItus




I love titty witty's.

Titties.

Tinsel Tits.

YEA- I am dancing around my office right now thinking of tinsel tits.

wooooooooooohooooooooo

Tits.

Tinsel Tits.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

DEEP THOUGHTS IN CAPS.......BY TITUS



i just WATCHED THE MOVIE WE BOUGHT A ZOO.

I CRIED.

MATT DAMON TOUR DE FORCE.

SCARLETT JOHANSON NEEDS AN OSCAR FOR BEST TITS-SHE REALLY DOES HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS, AM I RIGHT, STRAIGHTIES?

THE BIGGEST ONES IN THE MOVIES

EXCEPT FOR JACK NICHOLSON

HE HAS DELICIOUS TITS

YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TITS

TITS!

Friday, December 7, 2012

Commentor Memories 165 Titus wants in!



Not to be out done, Titus insisted I post this photo so he can out do Sixty. This is of course during his game show period.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

DEEP THOUGHTS IN CAPS....BY TITUS




I HAVE SOME BOOGS IN MY NOSTRILS THAT I HAVE TO LITERALLY TEAR OUT-THEY ARE LIKE PLASTERED IN THERE. I JAM MY PINKY WAY UP THERE AND WHEN IT CUMS OUT IT IS COVERED WITH BLOODY BOOG.

IT IS JUST LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE WE HAVE A BOOGER STUCK THERE AND WE CAN'T GET HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!

MY HUSBAND THOUGHT THE WORD "SLEDGE" WAS SOMETHING SANTA RODE ON-HE THOUGHT SLEIGH AND SLEDGE WERE THE SAME WORD.

WHEN I RIP THE BOOGERS OUT MY NOSE BLEEDS BUT IT IS SO FREEING.

BOOGS.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Deep Thoughts....... By Titus



While riding on subby tits lightly jiggle when going over bumps.

but sometimes if they are big and bouncy they will knock out
the person sitting next to them.

They are big and pillow like
Just the way I like them

merci.

tits.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Deep Thoughts.....By Titus



I like all the people I used to fight with at the other place.
They are very nice.
Most of the time.

Some more than others.
They would get mad at me and say mean things.

Especially Palladian he was a big old meanie
and he hurt my feelings sometimes.

But there was something I liked about him
even if I can't put my finger on it.

tits.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Deep Thoughts.....by Titus



I think about tits all the time.
Bouncy pointy tits.
I always love to look at them.
I love them.
Big ones.
Droopy Ones.
Little ones big enough for a champagne glass.

I just love to look at tits.

But sometimes I think
They are looking back at me.

Oh the horror.

Tits

Friday, November 23, 2012

Deep thoughts.....by TItus



I love Thanksgiving.

coming home to Wisconsin with my hindu hubby.

drinking eggnog that looks so much like sploog.

But most of all I love the Macy's parade.

Especailly when Spiderman felches the Travelocity Gnome.

tits.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Deep thoughts.....By Titus





Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

I want to eat you.
You have a large
impressive
BREAST...
but no tits, sad.
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl
owl who is
snowy.

Where are your tits?
Bang the Gong, Bang the Gong!!!!
Release The Horses!!!

snowy owl do you ever get cold?
snowy owl do you ever get hungry?
snowy owl can you provide for baby snowy owl?
snowy owl do you get horny?

NOOO,
dont think of pecking me
because I will decking you.
Snowy Owl
I want to pluck you
but not fuck you.
Snowy Owl.

thank you.

tits.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Deep Thoughts....By Titus



Titus said...

I wouldn't eat it all the time spinelli. But every now and again it would be nice.

I actually don't really even eat that much.

Yogurt for breaky, salad for lunchy and veggies and chicky something or another takey wakey out for dindin.

Packing shit, that is awful, how crude and mean.




That is why I don't live in Green Bay. That is where they pack the shit. They even named the team after it.





Although my Mom is a big fan.

What is a girl to do?





tits.