Friday, October 26, 2012

Deep thoughts.....By Titus





Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

I want to eat you.
You have a large
impressive
BREAST...
but no tits, sad.
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl
owl who is
snowy.

Where are your tits?
Bang the Gong, Bang the Gong!!!!
Release The Horses!!!

snowy owl do you ever get cold?
snowy owl do you ever get hungry?
snowy owl can you provide for baby snowy owl?
snowy owl do you get horny?

NOOO,
dont think of pecking me
because I will decking you.
Snowy Owl
I want to pluck you
but not fuck you.
Snowy Owl.

thank you.

tits.

8 comments:

Titus said...

The Snowy Owl Is Like The Smelly Cat.

Now bring on the tits.
tits.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Ok. Add this to my list of things not to do naked.

Cook bacon
Fry chicken
Hold an owl with huge sharp talons.

MamaM said...

with huge sharp talons.

...and a rotating head! The filoplumes are a fine idea. Titus should be so lucky.

Owls can rotate their heads and necks as much as 270 degrees in either direction. As owls are farsighted, they are unable to see clearly anything within a few centimeters of their eyes. Caught prey can be felt by owls with the use of filoplumes—like feathers on the beak and feet that act as "feelers". Their far vision, particularly in low light, is exceptionally good.

Trooper York said...

The early owl gets the nipples.

blake said...

PULL THE STRING!
PULL THE STRING!

ndspinelli said...

blake w/ a great Ed Wood line.

Titus said...

That is a great Ed Wood line Blake.

I loved that movie.

Sarah Jessica Parker was amazing.

tits.

blake said...

"Do I really look like a horse?"