Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Fancy pants book signing!


We are invited to the book launch party for Stacy London's new book "The Truth About Style." We have been working all day to clear the deck so we can enjoy ourselves at the launch party.

It is at a ritzy hotel called "The Strand" and we will be hob nobbing with a bunch of big shots.

Full report tomorrow.

71 comments:

ndspinelli said...

Keep that pinky up and no chugging!

windbag said...

I'm not real Hollywood savvy or anything, but break a leg. Or is it break wind? Bust a nut?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Nice.

MamaM said...

EBL says "nice" and the first thought that comes for me is "Oh dear", accompanied by the feeling of half dread, half anticipation I used to get waiting for my son to play his piece at piano recital. He'd pull it off, but it wasn't something he liked doing. Now he plays by ear for fun, and we're both happier.

So bend an ear, hit a high note, enjoy some forte, relish the glissando and pump the pedal where needed.

Michael Haz said...

I see that whatshername at TOP is falling all over herself to defend Obama against blatant racist behavior.

Neutrality and shit.

TTBurnett said...

Yeah, I'll never forget whatshername.

The Dude said...

Chickie is concerned about what Meade will do when Crack and Outhouse hook up. Not to worry, Chickie, he will find some other dusty, barren furrow to plow.

Several commenters have mentioned that she is not very bright. Our host here made that very statement long ago. Time has proven Troop correct in his assessment.

Years of chugging cheap box wine have rotted whatever tiny intellect she ever possessed.

BJM said...

@Haz

I LOL when one of the commenters snarked that TOP was morphing into LGF.

Man, we got of there in the nick of time. Thanks again Troop!

Chip S. said...

I'm puzzled by people's surprise at EBL's idiotic posts about race. It seems clear to me that she's too invested in her self-image as a rebellious, Dylan-loving, civil-rights-singalonging '60s chick to ever give that up.

In her world there will always be the young Bob Dylan singing into the impressionable ears of the future EBL, and she will bask in the glow of the moral superiority she acquires by listening to songs of protest against injustice.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, You mean back when her tits weren't hanging down to her fucking knees!

Michael Haz said...

Crap. The average age of the Supreme Court (66) is less than the average age of the Rolling Stones (68).

I am depressed.

The Dude said...

Charlie Watts is an outlier.

Michael Haz said...


So is Justice Stevens.

The Dude said...

Yeah, but is Stevens a good drummer?

The Dude said...

I should have included a smiley emoticon in that comment. ;^)

Michael Haz said...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg looks as bad as Keith Richards.

MamaM said...

...back when her tits weren't hanging down to her fucking knees!

Come now, Nd, surely they don't make it past the pooch these days!

Best double comment of the day:

"Oops, she did it again."

chickelit said...

Sixty Grit said...
Charlie Watts is an outlier.

I have a post about Charlie but I need to finish making a video.

chickelit said...

Oops, she did it again.

That was a Deborahism.

chickelit said...

AJ flounced off Althouse today. Too bad he doesn't come around here like he used to. Deborah too.

MamaM said...

chickelit: I didn't find your comment (below) until now, but it wouldn't have qualified for the TOP Double Op/Oop Award.
The Straight Down the Alley for a Strike Award? yes!

In answer to the question:
If you do not trust Ann, why do you read her blog? If she says she has not decided, she has not decided.

chickelit replied: For her commenters. I remarked that to Althouse once when I met her. She seemed annoyed at the thought.

windbag said...

High drama over at Instapundit.

The stupid blonde bitch arrogantly and insultingly slammed the other guest bloggers and tried to drive traffic to her rag of a blog.

Reynolds spanked her soundly, basically calling her stupid, and pointing out what a tool she is.

Typical lefty, she changed the subject.

Ed Driscoll followed up, pointing out how silly she is.

chickelit said...

True story, MamaM.

chickelit said...

Why should that have annoyed Althouse, anyways?

It's like Jerry Garcia getting offended that a tribe of people followed them around and actually liked each other. I don't get that.

chickelit said...

@MamaM: Of course, I could make a chemical analogy. That would be highly amusing.

ricpic said...

Wow, we're having Indian Summer where I are. Makes me giddy. Beyond that I know nozzing, nozzing.

Ruth Ann was on fire today. Wonder where that came from? But wherever it was good.

MamaM said...

Rain here today, but all the leaves are still mostly on and in full color. Poopy spring, hot dry summer and a splendid fall.

What is nozzing?

nozzed
to be done over, to do oneself over, to make a tit of ones self, to slap oneself in the face with his|her own foot, to soil ones pants or generally make a massive mistake in any context.


Some poems write themselves.

ricpic said...

nozzing as in what Sergeant Schultz and Colonel Klink say. Although I just googled it and apparently they both say I know nothing. Just I remember it as I know nozzing. Murky enuf for ya?

MamaM said...

It's clear, I remember them saying it and can hear the intonation in my head.

However, "making a tit of oneself" made me laugh. Another Titus two-fer.

MamaM said...

I don't get it either, chickelit. What chemical analogy would you make?

I've got my own puzzles to figure, and reading today about Core Needs brought these three to the forefront. I see them applying to the "You look ugly" clue and cluelessness, as well as the resulting emotional stir. Although the first two have been somewhat reciprocal and in place with the TOP community, three is shaky.

1. Commitment, the need to belong and know our place in the scheme of things. (Security and belonging)

2. Autonomy, the need for self respect, self expression (identity and creativity)

3. Integrity, the need for consistency and honesty, the courage to listen consistently to the truth about ourselves, no matter where it leads. (wholeness)

Humans are not just inconsistent, at times they lie to themselves and others. Lying is an assault on reality and therefore on our senses. We are told one thing is reality when, in fact, it is another. Naturally we tend to depend on what we are told and when we find out reality is the opposite of what we've been told, we cannot escape experiencing chaos, uncertainty, and betrayal. Frustration and anger naturally follow.

Titus said...

Hi fellow republicans, just returned from DC.

Stayed in a new hood and where are office is located-NOMA-North of Mass Ave.

Our office is right next to CNN and Union Station.

DC has a large african american population.

I had incredibly strategic high level meetings with KOP's. Lots of new organizational structures rolling out in the near future, new total rewards design programs and high potential talent development initiatives.

Lots of "partnering" and very confidential.

thanks, how are you?

The Dude said...

Ruth Anne is awesome.

Crack is on crack - what else could explain his incessant commenting?

TTBurnett said...

Yes, she is.

But among the questions of the day, the most pressing for me is, On the table here, which of the three blue napkins not in their proper napkin rings is mine?

My Wife and No. 1 Son threw down their napkins without properly folding them and bolted for the television.

I say, wipe your mouth and fold your napkins. If you did that on a regular basis, you'd know who to vote for.

Titus said...

Where is Mamam tits?

Love her to death.

tits.

Chip S. said...

Racism appears to be everywhere lately.

I just finished watching some new tv show where a white guy was just verbally bitchslapping some hapless black dude right in plain view of an auditorium full of people and nobody did a thing to stop it.

Un-fucking-believable. Now I understand EBL's sense of shame about this country.

Titus said...

Racism smacism Chip.

Focus on what is really important. A nice pair of beautiful erect tits that bounce and need to be plowed by a large hog.

Women need to allow their titties to be titty fucked. And they also need to allow a hog to blow in their face. Marriages will be much more sound.

windbag said...

...verbally bitchslapping...

Imagine the carnage when the six pack ribbed guy goes after the senile old fart.

Chip S. said...

I'm wondering if Biden's best strategy is to show up drunk. He's going to get hammered one way or the other, so it might as well be on his own terms.

Plus, that way he might stumble into saying something smart.

MamaM said...

Where is Mamam tits?

MamaM's unrestrained tits dropped to the floor in shock and awe while watching the debates. She had to roll them back up past her knees and tuck them in where they belong when the match was over.

Best be asking where the hob nobbing Trooper Tits have been. Hopefully they weren't launched by a big shot or left stranded somewhere.

Chip S. said...

The after-party must've been fantastic.

windbag said...

Obama definitely had performance issues tonight. Too bad it's also his anniversary.

Chip S. said...

Michelle wasn't going to give him anything anyway after that disaster.

The post-debate hug she gave him lasted about 2 seconds.

Titus said...

Oh, ok, politics.

I watched for a few minutes and I was like this is dull.

Than I thought about a huge set of tits and I was so happy.

Even when I meditate and clear my mind I see tits bouncing on all sides of me. They are naked and some nipples are dripping and they are happy. They are on elevators so there are many levels of tits.

And I only can see white tits when I meditate.

I don't care for black tits because they seem so used up and coarse and dark.

tits.

Titus said...

With black tits there is no skin color differentiation between the actual tit and the nipple.

I want the color differentiation that the white tit/nipple provides.

Similar to nigs getting a tat.

I am like why?

Old white tits lose their luster as well and blend too much into the tit itself, they are luck I don't give a fuck I am old.

tits/white vrs black and even asian and latina.

tits.

The Dude said...

The waves of comments just crash against the shore over at TOP. EBL is unmoved and unmoving - you can't take an intellect like that for granite, just sayin'.

ricpic said...

The household I grew up in was bourgeois to the core and yet as I recall my mother did not include napkin rings as part of her table settings. I hasten to say that I'm not criticizing the TT household's way of doing things. Napkin rings add a truly civilizing accent to a table. Maybe I'm writing this because I was stunned that there are still households that maintain that level of civilization in twenty first century America. Full disclosure: I eat off a plate next to the computer. Okay, I'll stop now.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Michelle wasn't going to give him anything anyway after that disaster.

The post-debate hug she gave him lasted about 2 seconds.


Yeah. She probably will refuse to use the strap on for a whole month.

We didn't watch the debates because I hate the fact that they call them debates, when they aren't. Usually they are a liberal moderated dog and pony show loaded with gottcha questions and so obviously biased that there isn't enough scotch in the house to play the drinking game. Our livers can't take it.

However, it appears that we missed a good one last night.

Althouse is losing it. She is still wallowing in the 60's. Hell, I was there....the 60's I mean....at least I remember some of it. Grew up in the liberal stew of the Bay Area. I grew out of that mindset and have no nostalgia for the political thinking and all the hippie hoopla. (Well except for the cool arts and crafts stuff). Althouse needs to grow the fuck up and stop thinking with her c*nt.

ndspinelli said...

DBQ, You need to come out of your shell and tell us what you really think. Is thinking w/ your twazzie the same as thinking w/ your little head?

The Dude said...

I have a theory - the reason both Althouse and Barry are off kilter is due to intoxication. Mitt is a Mormon - has probably never even had a drink as strong as coffee. Barry, on the other hand, drinks, smokes cigarettes, smokes choom, snorts coke and for all we know is shooting smack in the Lincoln bedroom. He is not a clear headed individual.

Althouse drinks like a fucking fish. Wine by the box full. Neither she nor Choomy have had a sober day in years. Trust me, that stuff takes a toll on a person's ability to think and speak. He is a muddle-headed stoner way out of his AA depth.

She is able to stay out of the drunk tank by dint of her position and wealth. But neither of them are sober enough to put together a logical defense of why we should vote for the continued destruction of our country.

Just say no, kids. Otherwise you'll be shown up by the clear thinking guy.

That's my theory and I am sticking to it. Perhaps some day we will get the true story of how much dope our Bongman-in-chief has been doing, but I won't hold my breath.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

@ Spinelli.

Yep. Pretty much :-D

I had to laugh at your remark (You need to come out of your shell and tell us what you really think) since that was something my husband would say to me when we were dating. We would meet up after our separate work days at a local watering hole with a couple of his friends and discuss things. After I would go off on a rant about something he would laugh and say..."So, now tell us what you really think."

I just read him your commentt and he is laughing his butt off.

windbag said...

That's my theory and I am sticking to it. Perhaps some day we will get the true story of how much dope our Bongman-in-chief has been doing, but I won't hold my breath.

I had a similar thought last night and started to type it out, but it was 2:00 am and I was ready to drop. The reports that the jug-eared messiah was tired of preparing for the debate made me think of the stoners in school who thought studying was a drag, so they burned one instead. I wonder if the One called together his choom gang in preparation for the upcoming "exam" since he wasn't going to bother to study?

Astounding to consider that he appears to be somewhere between coast and glide in his remaining months, and the nation is still poised to reward that with reelection. The Vandals and Visigoths are at the gates and we stumble to find our way to the vomitorium. We should be fleeing to Byzantium, plotting our return.

Chip S. said...

@DBQ, thinking-with-her-ladyparts could be the explanation for the deranged posts by EBL, or it could be that her "creamy hippie-chick center" is located where her brains are supposed to be.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Althouse's mushy female thinking about want to protect poor Obama from the mean Republican racists....makes me think of

THIS SONG

Chip S. said...

Wow. Subtle lyrics.

The Dude said...

Bad asp song!

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Some women never see the snake as dangerous until they have close proximity and get bitten. The snake can be so attractive and the subliminal element of danger can be seductive.

Having had my experience with the snake(s)....I'm not easily fooled or tempted to try to help the snake. A sharp shovel to the head is the answer.

Some women(althouse) either never learn, have never seen the snake or more likely, are willfully blind and fool themselves every time. If she wants to kiss the snake, do it on her own time and don't inflict that nasty thing on the rest of us.

Chip S. said...

Some women(althouse) either never learn, have never seen the snake...

Well, she's probably never seen a very large one.

The Dude said...

OMG - Chip S went there! LOL!

Chip S. said...

I have no standards, 60.

The Dude said...

I have standards! They are, however, quite low. I tip my hat to you, sir, you made the comment that made my day.

windbag said...

I'm cheap, but I'm worth it.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS for the win!!!

ricpic said...

Some little guys make up in girth what they lack in length, just say'n.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

OMG - Chip S went there! LOL!

LOL. That was hilarious. I sure gave you an opening for that joke.....OH..WAIT.....let me rephrase that.

:-P

MamaM said...

Snakes Alive! Some twazzies get off on cradling and reviving snakes of all shapes and sizes. Blogs too! The potency of the bite remains to be seen.

Whether this latest is the result of a creamy center, mushy lady parts, or something else acting up or out, the Discuss/Disgust ball was successfully wrested away from from the Oops/Crack crowd, whose red flag efforts pale in comparison to the awesome power of one lone wavering vote fluttering in the breeziness of indecision.

There's been some great comments wafting up out of the stirred pot.

Alinsky Rule #13 (from American Thinker)

RULE 13: "Confound the enemy with allegations he cannot possibly disprove." Whenever possible, turn the enemy in on himself. Look for ways to increase insecurity, anxiety, and confusion. (Watch how organizations flail helplessly when blindsided by irrelevant arguments they cannot refute.)

chickelit said...

MamaM said...
I don't get it either, chickelit. What chemical analogy would you make?

The atom. It seems simple enough: a definable core nucleus surrounded by cast of flitting electrons whose motions let alone energy levels cannot be known with certainty. And electrons repel each other--and cannot occupy each other's space and spin lest they violate the Pauli Principle. Some electrons are held more tightly than others and these are termed core electrons. Others flounce on and off more easily and are deemed valence electrons.

From the nucleus' perspective, the electrons must look chaotic and out of control. Yet the nucleus itself is a tightly bound kernel of like charges--not a unified thing at all--yet paradoxically it is unified--held together by stronger forces that overcome inherent positive repulsions. The kernel is stable to outside perturbations: the polarized ones like the alphas, betas, and gammas--and yet--it's the neutral ones that really cause disruptions.


The Dude said...

That is cruel!

chickelit said...

That is cruel!

Neutral!

The Dude said...

Neutron stars are dense.

chickelit said...

Neutron stars can devolve into Black Holes.

The Dude said...

We reach the knee of the graph and devolve into single entendres.

Life is good...