Friday, October 19, 2012

How about that!

Youse guys were commenting like crazy while I was away and then when I post a whole bunch of stuff you are all busy with your own lives!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

I have to go to the new improved Marco Polo which is now open.

See you tomorrow.

44 comments:

ndspinelli said...

Just another manic Friday.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Our schedules need to sinc!

Michael Haz said...

Glad that you're back.

Titus said...

We don't get to see "Trooper Tits" in fall pics.

tits.

Titus said...

I love weekends because it allows me to pinch long drawn out loafs.

Weekdays it's a quick pinch and off to the mash pit of people.

I love just sitting on the lou and pinching, anticipating, long loafs-like those ketchup commercials...anticipation.

tits.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

It looks like you guys had fun. What a pretty place, even if it is a bit blurry. Maybe you need to buy a new camera or some new prescription glasses. Reading the operating manual for the camera is helpful too. :-D

Now back to the grind. Keep us posted on your personnel drama.

ricpic said...

The mash pit of people
Where Titus does his thing,
He takes some to the cleaners
Others get a ding-a-ling.

Chip S. said...

Reading the operating manual for the camera is helpful too.

Hey, that pic was taken by a passing raccoon. Can't expect too much from an animal that's always worried about being run over and eaten by an angry lefty internet commenter.

ricpic said...

Typical Finger Lakes weather here. When the sun comes out it's glorious October. Couldn't get any better. Then it goes in and everything goes flat.

All things are as they were then, except YOU ARE THERE!

That just came to me.

Titus said...

Finger Lakes sounds kind of dirty Ricpic.

Did you live in Vermont and Florida for awhile?

We need to find you a nice cute young jewish girl....who enjoys sex-is that asking too much?

tits.

windbag said...

If you think Finger Lakes sounds dirty, you'll like one of the lake names: Skaneateles.

Titus said...

Skaneateles.

LOL Windbag.

Gross.

Trooper York said...

There are no Jewish girls that enjoy sex.

Am I right ricpic or am I right?

Trooper York said...

The photos are from an I-phone which seems to have enough pixels for instagram but when I enlarge them for the blog they get blurry.

ricpic said...

Jewish girls are amongst the most sensual girls on the planet...until they're not.

ricpic said...

Titus - I lived in Vermont for a terribly long time and all I got out of it was a hopeless infatuation with one of those Norse goddess types (Norwegian actually) who was still incredibly desirable in her mid 50's.

I tried to live in Florida for a brief time. Couldn't stand the blowtorch heat.

Titus said...

Woody Allen movies always talk about Jewish women not enjoying sex.

But Woody is a rice queen commie so I don't always believe that.

Some radial left wing women have been Jewish wish leads me to believe that they could enjoy sex a great deal.

I have had sex with a few Jewish men. I would like to have had more but I don't find them very often. Although Boston is a hub of jews. Liberal Jews too. The Liberal Jews here love the gays and were some of the first to perform gay marriages.

Why is a large percentage of the Jews and Gays best gf's?

Troop, you don't have any Trooper Tits pics from this past trip?

tits.

Titus said...

My primary care doc is a big jew and he always compliments my ass after he gives me a prostate exam.

He tells me hilarious stories about awful assholes he has inspected and tells me they schedule stinky patients at the end of the day.

He has also told me my ass never smells and constantly compliments my clothes choice. He is kind of a straight queen.

He is so fucking liberal. Harvard undergrad, masters and med. Wife Harvard undergrad, masters and law. He has a pic in his office with him and Bill Clinton and him and Mark Ruffalo-who he treated. He is a Cantor at his temple and has attended tons of fag marriages.

His kids are in Brown, Harvard and Yale. Real underachievers.

I go to Beth Israel and all the staff there are jews. Thank God for the Jews. They give back. I fucking love the Jews.

ricpic said...

Natalie Portman has to be a tremendous shtoop.

She is actually a classic Ashkenazi type Yid. Fair skin, slightly reddish or dirty blonde hair color, blue/green eyes.

Most of the Jewesses that the goyim lust after are the exotic black haired dark complected Rachel types. Not my cuppa tay.

But then there's no accounting for tastes. Look at you and your hindu fetish.

Trooper York said...

Well the basic problem with Jewish girls is you don't want a girl blowing you who has a nose bigger than your dick.

That's why black dudes love Jewish Girls.

Trooper York said...

That was just to continue the meme.

So to speak.

Titus said...

Natalie Portmann is fucking hot.

Those eyes and lips and skin and body.

Even I, a fag would fuck that Jew Woman.

She's another Jew liberal.

She also is very sexual and erotic. I bet she knows how to fuck and suck.

Titus said...

Harvard is ruled by Jews. Mostly liberal but also Conservative.

Some of the most important conservative minds in the country that are Jews are at Harvard...but they all tend to be socially liberal. Even the conservative jews at Harvard could give a shit about killing your baby or fags fucking....sad.

ricpic said...

I'll have you know some of the straightest noses in the voyald can be found on rabbis. And cantors too.

Titus is this close to going straight. Think of the little Titi (plurals of Titus) could be running around you at knee level in a few years. Do it. Find a Portman type and fuck her brains out.

ricpic said...

My posts have no socially redeeming value. It's come to this.

Trooper York said...

Nat Portman is too skinny for me. Sorry.

Chip S. said...

I met a really good-looking Jewish chick one time and offered to take her to dinner a couple nights later. Within those couple of days she'd looked up every piece of info about me.

The funny thing was that apparently there was some guy with the same name as me--definitely not a Jewish-type name--who was a big donor to UJA. So despite my assurance that I wasn't that guy, and despite the very modest restaurant I took her to, she was convinced I was really rich.

So I let her think that, but just for the night.

ndspinelli said...

Chips, You ended the comment before the climax!

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, You wouldn't have a problem w/ a pug nosed Jap smoking your rope.

Chip S. said...

Nick, TWSS!

Titus said...

I do think women are sexy. I am a fag but I love women. I love the way they look, dress, smell, walk, etc. I honestly love tits too. They are so soft and make me feel safe and home. I know some fags don't care for women but I love them.

The vagine makes me a little nervous though. I don't know if I would know what to do with it or make it happy. It could not be any worse than what I do for the hog though because I don't give hog any attention. I don't know if I could climax in a woman either.

Do you think Meade fucks and eats out Althouse? Just she blow him until he chizzes in her mouth...I doubt it.

Do you guys enjoying eating pussy?

Titus said...

This is a serious question too. Do you like your pussy shaved, trimmed or full bush where you get pubes in your mouth which you can use to floss?

tits.

MamaM said...

I like the picture, fuzzy as it may be. You both look relaxed and playful, as if temporarily pulled out of the valise for an adventure.
Sort of like Bert and Mary entering the sidewalk chalk picture.

I'm wondering if this view of the pair of you happily framed in a crotch is what wound Titus up to the point where he started running in circles yipping about old scents, textures and questions previously answered.

Titus said...

I just watched the Tippy and Hitch movie on HBO and I was mesmerized. Hitch wanted her so bad. Tippy said no. Alma knew about Hitch's sexual prowess and accepted it. Tippy was subjected to real birds pecking at her tits for hours on end. Tip was a Trooper.

And then came Marnie. Grace Kelly said no, so it was up to Tip to take the reins and shoot the horse. All while nursing Melanie Griffin. Tip is a diva. At 82 her tits are still perky, hair blonde and the bitch loves animals.

God Bless Tippy Hedron.

And God Bless enormous bouncing tits.

tits.

Titus said...

The saddest part of the movie was that Hitch couldn't get a hardon.

What happens to a man when he can't get a hardon?

I can't fathom not getting a hardon.

I can still get a hardon and I never want to take a pill to get a hardon.

Hardon.

Hardon, Boner, Erection. Woody.

tits.

MamaM said...

Flaccid

Beyond saggy.

Titus said...

I have a 8 1/2 inch cock with a cut mushroom head and I am grateful. Guys always remark to me what a nice cock I have.

Is having a large cock genetic?

My dad once told me he had a pretty large cock, so if it is genetic I say thank you dad.

Titus said...

I have seen guys with really small non erect cocks and I look at it and think, wow that thing is depressing.

MamaM said...

Tree Crotch

With living breathing beings nestled between the limbs.

Bigger than 8 and one half?

Ya Betcha!

Titus said...

Every Saturday night a huge bicycle parade runs by my incredibly expensive loft. There are lights, music, clowns, and women's tits hanging out. I walk to my Juliet balcony and say, "get a life bitches".

But that doesn't work, they still keep parading by.

Tonight they were blasting Lady Gaga's Poker Face.

tits.

MamaM said...

Tree Crotch

V for Virile

Hard wood.

Filled with sap

And Vigah

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

That finger lake is pronounced Skinny-ateles. It is actually nice.

The Dude said...
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Titus said...

My cock also does not curve to the left or right. It stands up right in the center of my abs.

tits.