Thursday, October 11, 2012

Whose that girl?



I don't want to be a joker but this is not who you think it is. You don't stand a candle in the wind if you make the obvious guess.

She is a neighbor of mine actually and I run into her every so often in the neighborhood. Not that I say hello or anything. I don't talk to broads I don't know.

I bet you don't know her either.

Whose that girl?

26 comments:

Titus said...

Brokeback wife.

tits.

chickelit said...

How could she have been in "Brokeback Mountain"? I thought that was a gay movie.

Titus said...

She was married to the closet case from Wyoming, who was murdered.

I was in Wyoming when I marched in Drum Corps. We were told we had to take off our earrings and not speak while we were there.

We performed at some huge rodeo.

tits.

ndspinelli said...

Titus got ridden like a bull @ the rodeo, then ate corn dogs.

Titus said...

Wyoming has a famous Drum and Bugle Corps called The Troopers. In the early days they were very western and traditional but because the activity has changed considerably they are now really gay and dramatic like the rest of the Drum and Bugle Corps.

Drum Corps started off very military and an extension of VFW organizations. Every mid size town had one.

But because of expenses of touring, equipment, buses and "pageantry" the activity only has approximately 25 units now. When I marched they have over 500 units...very sad.

I spun a rifle and saber back in the day and I was the best, natch and when it is kind of rainy out and I am walking to work I spin my umbrella and throw it up in the air have it rotate 4 times, do a 360 and then catch it between my legs....so there.

I was the Color Guard Captain of the Madison Scouts.

Boston used to be a hot bed of this activity but it was in connection with the catholic church. Every church in the Boston area had a color guard, now only a few do. One that is still running is St. Ann's from Neponset. I taught at St. Ann's for many years while I was in college. I love the name of the town Neponset. Neponset is right next to Dorchester and used to be all Irish but the Nips have taken over-so sad.

I have a cousin in Amherst and Portsmouth but never see them. There parents are the richest farmers in Deforest right next to "The Interstate". We call our roads "expressways" no interstates here. They have like 2000 acres and are millionaires. I always suck up to my aunt who own's the property when I am home hoping that she may throw me some cash when she croaks. She's 90, my moms says she likes me better than most her kids-so hopefully my work pays off.

Drum Corps.

Titus said...

No spinelli, we had strict instructions, we got off the bus, performed and immediately got back on the bus and left.

We were scared.

No bull riding and no bull either Mamam tits.

Ron said...

Michelle Williams?

ndspinelli said...

Titus, I'll be driving up to the Twin Cities today and I'll pass the American Breeder's Service in DeForest. For you city slickers, this company has the best bull semen in the country..maybe the world. They turkey baster it into milk cows to keep them barefoot and pregnant; producing milk. What's good about it is they always have a double entendre semen joke on their sign which sits on the interstate.

Titus, when we moved to Wi. in 1983 the Madison Scouts were big time. I hardly hear about them now. Kudos to you because although I don't know shit about that sport, I know the Scouts were aces. I surmise you were w/ them back in their hay days.

ricpic said...

She tried to play Marilyn but no one can play Marilyn.

The Dude said...

DiMaggio could not be reached for comment.

Titus said...

That is when I marched in them spinelli.

I am at work.

thank you.

have a nice day.

Titus said...

What happened to mamam?

I don't like her referring to her tits as saggy. That is low self esteem and I don't care for that.

You have to have high hopes!
High Apple Pie!
And some ant moving a "rubber" tree plant.

tits.

windbag said...

...her tits as saggy. That is low self esteem...

Wow, knock someone when they're down.

Titus said...

Windy Mama said her tits were saggy, I didn't.

I have never seen Mamam's tit's.

Although if she wan't to send me a pic I would be interested.

I think the variation of tits are awesome.

Now show some more tits on this site bitch.

I want tits.

tits.

MamaM said...

Wow, knock someone when they're down

Hard to get much lower, windbag, with these saggy, sagging tits pulling me off center and down, down, down, lower than a worm in a well.

At least Titus at 40 can still catch his umbrella between his legs.

BJM said...

I thought I'd hate Williams as Marilyn but in a couple of scenes Marilyn stepped into the film...eerily Branagh pulled off the same hat trick as Olivier.

windbag said...

My bro-in-law and I were sitting around with an uncle one day, talking about this and that. Conversation reached a lull. Uncle suddenly piped up and said, "Guys, you'll hate those low rider toilets when you're my age. Your balls hang down on the water on those."

We were speechless.

Titus said...

"At least Titus at 40 can still catch his umbrella between his legs"

Hilarious Mamam, you funny.

tits.

Titus said...

Do you know one of my best friends was in the seminary.

He's a fag and didn't become a priest but he has these priest friends who are fags and have "partners" and they all go out to dinner and shop.

My friend said there are lots of gay priests.

My mom, who goes to church every Sunday, also has gay priest friends and has "wine" with them. She and her friends hang with them and don't give a shit. They are like 70 year old catholic women.

I find that interesting, perplexing and thought provoking.

gay priests

and

tits.

MamaM said...

Hilarious Mamam, you funny.

So are you, Titus, so are you. Sometime I wonder if together we could be considered a pair of tits!

I got this in the mail this week from one of my favorite priests:

"Jesus has patient sympathy for what we later called the sins of the flesh. He is never harsh or judgmental here. Jesus is only hard on what we call sins of the spirit—arrogance, pride, hypocrisy, ambition, and deceit. These are the sins that really destroy the soul and separate us from God and other people."

I found this differentiation interesting, perplexing and thought provoking.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Perhaps because the sins of the flesh are part of our being and under "base control". Recognizing that some things are instinctual and difficult to control or rise above. Not impossible, but often unable at the best to be controlled.

While the sins of the spirit are those things that you have a choice in committing. There is no biological imperative to steal, cheat, adultery (well....maybe on that one not so much...gonads and all). But those are sins that intellectually we should be able to control.

For Titus: I had my mammogram done the other day. It is so weird to have another woman positioning my tits in the squeeze machine.

ndspinelli said...

DBQ, There's a flick called, Please Give. It's ok. However, the movie starts w/ a series of women having their tits squeezed into that machines. I knew it sucked, however seeing it on the big screen was visually disturbing.

MamaM said...

According to LeeLee, the venerable TY is celebrating his 10th Anniversary this weekend.

Another milestone in a year of memorable experiences.

Congratulations!

Titus said...

I would love to have the job of putting women's tits in those machines.

I would be so gentle and kind and loving, but not in a pervy way. It would be totally out of respect and admiration.

tits.

windbag said...

@Titus,

I wasn't trying to bust your balls with my comment. Dry, obscure humor was all, riffing on the combined themes of "tits" and "low."

...her tits as saggy. That is low, self esteem...

Wow, knock
[as in knockers] someone when they're down.

MamaM said...

Further explanation is fruitless, windbag. Titus is hung on "saggy".

When it comes to traits I most appreciate in mammogram techs, competence comes up first, followed by easy graciousness, matter of fact directness, and a splash of compassion combined with personal awareness of what the procedure entails and signifies. Gentle, kind and loving is nice but not enough.