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"Why are we all gathered here in the dining hall?"

"I don't know, I think they want to make an announcement. Say aren't you the Catwoman?"

"Yes I am. Who are you?"

"You can call me Simon."

"So why did they lock you away in this asylum Simon?"

"I don't know. I was enjoying my life and suddenly it all went wrong. It just took a terrible turn for the worst. Why are you here?"

"It seems they are all against me. I don't know why they have turned on me. I have come to believe that it is the fault of my therapist. I know he is one who is turned on. He had me committed for his own nefarious purposes. He wants me you see. Ever since he was a boy."

"It is tough when you don't get what you want. Can I ask you a question Catwoman?"

"Of course Simon what would you like to know?"

"Have you seen a propeller laying around. I lost it off of my beanie and I haven't been the same ever since."

"No but I will be on the lookout. If you ever need to find a pup tent in pants though, I will be happy to help."

"Thank you Catwoman."

"You are welcome Simon."

"Why are you sitting so far away Selina?'
"I am pensive Trey. It takes so long for you to visit me. Why do you stay away?"
"Well I have a life outside of these walls. A family. Other people who need me. Just as you should someday when your outlook changes."
"Yes well I can't think of that. Do you know what I am thinking of Trey?"
"No what is that Selina?"
"It is so warm in here. But I am a cat so I don't really perspire. Except I have this one bead of sweat. It is on my inner thigh. I can feel it there. And if I raise my leg like this it runs down and around and across my lions to my other leg. That is what I am thinking about. What are you thinking about?"
"Hamana-hamana-hamana-urrghp!"
"What's the matter you seem so flustered...Cat got your tongue?"

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"Why must I stay in this facility Trey? I am an old lady now. What can I do?"

"You know that is the terms of you incarceration Selina. No prison but intensive therapy. It is what you agreed to in your plea bargain."

"That might be so but this is so tiresome. I might need some physical therapy. Might you be able to help Trey. Maybe some intrusive therapy..... I feel so limber....I need a good stretch....some exhausting physical activity will be just what the doctor order... Oh I must stretch out the kinks...can you help me with my kinks Trey....Trey....Trey?"

"hemina-hemina-hemina.-upprh!'

"Why Trey, you seem almost cat-a-tonic."

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"I don't think I can have you as my therapist Trey."

"Why not Selina, I think I might be able to help?"

"Well you see you remind me of someone very dear to me. It would be too confusing."

"Yes I can see that."

"Your deep voice, your calm reassuring manner. Even your habit of smoking cigars."

"You were very close weren't you?"

"Yes we were. I remember when I was just a young kitten. I would run to him to tell him about my day. I would climb up into his lap as he sat on his recliner wrapped in a fur robe very reminiscent of that one. He would stroke my hair and murmur reassuring words and he made me very very safe. It would seem that he would always have a cigar in his pocket."

"Sometimes Selina a cigar is just a cigar."

"Yes except when it isn't."