It's All There in Black and White

"Why hello Trey. I haven't seen you in so long. Where have you been? This is my sister Selma."
"What? We are not Jewish. Why do you ask. We love pork. Or to be porked. There is nothing better than a big juicy sausage."
"What are we doing? Oh we are rubbing our ears. You see we had some fun last night with one of the orderlies. He loved pulling and tugging on our ears at the crucial moment."
"Of course we did it together. We are sisters. We do everything together. Come up to my room. We can get comfortable. And ....we can....Let it Go!"
"That's what sisters do."

How Amy spent her Thanksgiving!

You know what I mean.

It's all there in Black and White

"Hello Trey it has been a while. How have you been. I have just been here fingering my pussy. I love to finger my pussy in the early evening. Or in the morning. Most anytime during the day. There is never a bad time to finger your pussy."
"What?"
"Yes at church might be a bad time tis true. Although the preacher seems not to mind all that much. Do you like to watch me fingering my pussy....Trey...Trey...why are you turning blue?" "Oh well I guess I will have to call the nurse again. This is getting tiresome. If you don't watch out I might turn cat-tankerous!"

It's All There In Black and White

"Hello Trey I see it is time for our session. You don't mind if I show you my pussies. Actually I have two pussies. You can touch them if you want. They are so soft and moist. They love to be touched. And petted. Would you like to pet my pussy? Oh wait my mistake. I have three. Which one would you like to pet?"
"Trey? Trey? Why did you turn blue? Loosen you collar. I better call the nurse. I think my pussies are too much for you."

It's all there in black and white.

"Why Trey it has been so long since I have seen you. What have you been up too?"
"What's the matter has the cat got your tongue?"
"There are much better uses for your tongue my friend."
"Trey why are you turning blue and holding your chest."
"Wouldn't you like to hold my chest instead?"
"Trey...Trey...TREY!"
"Oh well I better call the lifeguard."

It's all there in black and white

"Hello Trey, I have been waiting for you. It has been awhile."
"I am here Selina. You look comfortable."
"Yes well I am. In my wicker chair. Under my blanket. But not all of me. You see I do not have any pants on Trey. You can just lift up the blanket to see. I just got shaved. Not all the way. I know you like a natural woman. I just had a landing strip made. Why are you turning blue Trey?"
 "Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
 "Oh Trey you are so silly. Why not take out your little plane and bring into the landing strip. What kind of plane do you have. A fighter. A bomber. Or is it a bi-plane. Because if it is I can have the McMurphy or the Indian join us. They are up for it....Trey...Trey.....please get up off the floor. This is getting old."

It's all there in black and white

"Why are you sitting like that Selina?"
"Oh I just wanted to give you a good look Trey. You know you like to look at my legs."
"Well they are very nice Selina but this is not professional."
"I know Trey so don't look at them. Look between them where a thin line of cotton leotard barely covers the lips of my sweet, sweet vagin......err....why are you turning blue Trey?"
"Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
"Oh Trey you are so silly. Let me get the paddles. I know I left them somewhere."

It's all there in Black and White

"Can I help you little man?"
"No I think I am here to help you. I am here to replace Dr. Trey who is busy. My name is Ed. Are you the Blond?"
"I am sorry little boy. The Blond is a figment of your imagination. Now why don't you run along and write some fan mail to someone who is interested. Oh and one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Stop staring at my tits."
"I can't help it they are at eye level."
"Well cut it out. It's all fun and games until someone get's their eyes poked out."

It's all there in Black and White...."

"So Trey you are back again. Look I dyed my hair black again. I know you like it in black and white."
"Well yes I do Selina. You do look very fetching in black and white."
"Oh I love to fetch Trey. You can just take it out and I will fetch it. I will put it in my mouth and hold it there while I make it slick with my saliva and wag my tail.......Trey?"
"Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
"Oh Trey you are so silly. Come let me fetch for you."

It's all there in Black and White....

"Hello who is it."
"It is me Trey. Selina. I know you have missed me. Admit it. You think about me all the time. It has been a long time."
"Yes it has been a while Selina but all of that is in a past life. I don't go back to the institute anymore. The problem with an insane asylum is that it is full of lunatics."
"That may be so Trey but we had something special. Come. I have dressed up for you. Let's dance. Don't you want to hold me in your arms like you used to do?"
"I can't do that anymore Selina."
"Yes you can Trey. Here let me touch you all over your body with my body. I just won't use my hands."

"Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
"OH TREY.....YOU'RE BACK!!!!!"

Of course we love pussy too.....

I have to get to some good Catwoman posts!

I mean just because Trey doesn't come back here anymore doesn't mean we can't continue the series.

Yeah that's the ticket. Maybe I can revive some of those old series. "Tales of Amy's Garden." "The Catwoman." "Tyler Perry's White House of Pain."

Yeah that's the ticket.

Holy Miscasting Batman!

They have cast Anne Hathaway as the new Catwoman in the next Batman movie! Are you kidding me? Seriously? Following in the footsteps of Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather, Eartha Kitt and Halle Berry you use this skinny bitch? Seriously?

They never get the DC Comics guys right. Marvel is the only ones who get it right.

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?

Seriously?

Minions versus Sycophants!

I had a discussion with the wife about the difference between Minions and Sycophants. I had to explain to her that we see a lot of people with minions. You know the guy who owns a business or is a star or something and has someone who does all of their bidding. They are the ones who rush to do whatever the boss wants them to do. They never an independent thought they just are the sidekicks.

We used to do the taxes for a fancy French Restaurant where this was happening. The bigshot chef had a buddy who was his right hand man and did all of his dirty work all the time. He was the perfect minion.

Now sycophants are your basic ass-kissers who are always telling the star what they want to hear and how great they are. They are very tedious. You must know plenty of them in your life. You know the kid who sat in the front row and kissed the teachers ass.

You can be a minion without being a sycophant. But if you are a sycophant you are almost always a minion.

It is better to be neither. We don't want either at Trooper York. Just ball busters.

It's no longer there in black and white

"Why are we stopping here Selina?"

"Oh I was just thinking of the one who got away."

"Ah so you had one too. Mine was named Herb. I still remember how his white shoes would match his belt and blended into his plaid jacket."

"My was my therapist. He left me one day. Without a word of explanation. It was very strange."

"Well who can figure men out. My last guy wore a toupee and liked to pose for nude photos. And he loved to use his CB radio. I had to throw him out. I mean what is this 1972?"

"I know what will cheer us up. Let's go get the pool boy and have a three way just like we used too?"

"Groovy."

It's no longer there in black and white

"Miss Kyle."
"Yes who is it?"
"It's Doctor Picardo, the head of the institute. May I come in?"
"Of course Doctor. Has my therapist returned. I have not had a session in many months and I feel I could use one."
"No I am afraid he is no longer with us."
"Why is that?"
"I don't really know. One day he just left. With no explanation. But that happens sometimes especially in the mental health field. But more importantly how are you?"
"Tired Doctor, very tired."
"Yes you seem to have aged a great deal recently."
"Well you see it is only the intense regard of my fans that has kept me in fit and fettle. Without it my juices wither and I age. I age a great deal. It is only in the minds of my fans that I remain the ripe young peach that I was then.......we had faces then."
"Well I have to say that you are free to go. You time with us has ended Miss Kyle."
"Yes it seems to have come to an end. Farewell Doctor. It is time for me to leave."

It's all there in black and white.

"Miss Kyle...Miss Kyle...why are you on the roof."
"Why I am looking for someone officer."
"Please come down, you might do yourself an injury. What are you doing up on the roof."
"Why I am looking for my therapist. He seems to have abandoned me. And I don't know why."
"I am sure he didn't mean it. He is proably just very busy. Now please, come down off that roof."
"No I don't think so. It is kind of hot and this is a tin roof. Where else should a cat be after all. Meeeeoooowwwww!!!!!1"

It's all there in black and white

"Selina, why are you waiting outside of the clinic?"

"Well it is such a beautiful day Trey. I have been outside every day waiting for you to stop by but you have been too busy."

"I am sorry Selina. But I have a very busy schedule. But I am here now. Why are you in a bikini?"

"Oh I just wanted to bask in the warmth of the sun Trey. You know like I bask in the warm glow of your treatment. It makes me feel warm all over."

"Errrhh, well that's very nice. But perhaps you should put some more clothes on before we start the session."

"Oh I don't think so. In fact it has been so long since I have seen you....well I might even have to take off my bikini...Trey....Trey....why did you fall off the stairs you silly man. I declare you are getting harder and harder to figure out."

It's all there in black and white.

"Hello Selina, so nice of you to show up."

"Why? Didn't you like my friend Jane. She liked you. Very much. Much more than that pansy lieutenant of hers. F-Troop my sweet white ass."

"Errr, yes Selina, let's not go there. Why are you sitting so high up today?"

"Oh do you like the view Trey. I just like to stretch my legs. I just shaved and they are so soft and velvety. I love to rub one up against the other, it gives me such a warm tingly feeling."

"Errr me too... I mean but you really should not be on that stool."

"Why are so interested in my stool Trey. You know that was why I broke up with the Batman. He loved my stool. He was always after me giving him a Cleveland Steamer in his Bat Cave. The sick freak. Leave my stool alone Trey. Don't be a pervert. Please."

"Errr very well Selina."

"Great Trey. Would you like to see how soft my long legs are Trey. Here put your head here between my legs and I will rub you and then I will....Trey....Trey... why did you fall out of your chair again....boy I don't ever want to see you fall out of your stool. Hee."

It's all there in black and white

"Hello Selina lets start...wait a minute... you are not Selina? Who are you?"
"Oh I'm Jane. Selina couldn't make it today...she said something about world domination or exterminating a bat or something...anyway I am here for her session."
"Well this is highly irregular but I guess it will be ok. So tell me a little about yourself."
"Well I am self employed in the transportation business but I have a problem with my boyfriend. I think he might be gay."
"Why do you think that Jane?"
"Well he never touches me and he is always hanging out with his work buddies and going up to Indian village. I mean how many time can you go to the sweat lodge already?"
"Yes that seems quite suspicious. And you are a very attractive young woman."
"Why thank you Doctor, you know Selina said I could call you Trey."
"That's fine."
"And she said I should give you my box, it sweet and tasty...Trey...Trey...Doctor are you alright...I was just going to give you this candy...oh my you don't look so good."

It's all there in black and white.

"Why hello Trey. I haven't seen you in quite some time. Too busy for me?"
"No Selina. But it was the holidays and I had to spend time with my family."
"Well did you have to neglect your friends so? I mean not a word for weeks."
"I was very busy. But you seem to have made a new friend?"
"Who Doug? Yes he is a fellow patient here. We are putting together a skit to entertain everyone for News Year."
"Really, what kind of skit?"
"Why a magic act. You see I am going to make Doug's bird disappear. Would you like to try it. I could make your bird disappear. Don't worry. It will be in a warm moist place. It will slip right in. Your bird will feel great...Trey...Trey...Trey..."
"Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
"Yes well Happy New Year to you too Trey. My goodness you just turned blue like the blue moon tonight. Hee."