Thursday, July 26, 2012

It's all there in Black and White

"Can I help you little man?"
"No I think I am here to help you. I am here to replace Dr. Trey who is busy. My name is Ed. Are you the Blond?"
"I am sorry little boy. The Blond is a figment of your imagination. Now why don't you run along and write some fan mail to someone who is interested. Oh and one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Stop staring at my tits."
"I can't help it they are at eye level."
"Well cut it out. It's all fun and games until someone get's their eyes poked out."

4 comments:

rcocean said...

Yep she was 5'11".

chickelit said...

You're concerned about vertical dimensions, ocean?

rcocean said...

That's a great straight-line chick, but I'm not a Trooper York.

chickelit said...

Tough crowd tonight. Where'd all my regulars go?