Saturday, July 21, 2012

Remembrance of things Pabst


So we went to the trade show at FIT (Fashion Institute of Technology) last week to source out some new factories and trim and fabricators. We went to the FIT museums which had a bunch of classic dresses from all the great designers.
Since we found ourselves in the city in the middle of the week we decided to have "date night." We like to take a night for just of two of us to go out and hang out like we were dating. It keeps things fresh so to speak.

We wanted to go to this restaurant we went about a year ago but I couldn't remember the name. Lisa had her I-pad so we tried to look it up. We were in Madison Square Park and we saw they had all these booths set up. It seemed they were doing a charity event where all of these restaurants had set up booths for sampling. But you had to pay $175 per person! Holy shit Batman! Duck!
I mean they had duck but who wants to pay that much for little sample plates.

We sat in the park and tried to figure out the name of the place. I thought it was something like "Possibilities" or "Shenanigans" or some shit like that. In the end we found this restaurant that we were originally going to go to last year when we found this joint. We decided to just meander around and if we didn't find it we would go to this Italian joint on 17th St. Sure enough as we walked up 17th we found it. It was called "Incognito."

Now the last time we were there the guy up-sold us but it was a great meal. We got there at five o'clock which for us is unheard of. We normally go to eat around ten at night. So we decided to start with a cocktail before dinner. Something we almost never do. The wife had a incognito Cosmo and I had a "Cuban Collins" which was just a rum drink in lemonade. We ordered a couple of great appetizers.  One was figs wrapped in prosciutto with some Gorgonzola cheese. The other was a couple of veal meatballs. I got a very nice bottle of Tuscan wine to go with the meal. I had the special which was goat cheese ravioli in a tomato based sauce which had a heavy dollop of balsamic vinegar. It made the sauce both piquant and blood red. Really tasty. The wife had taglatini in a wild mushroom, butter and sage sauce. Really nice.  And two great deserts. A triple order of ice cream (cappuccino, vanilla and fig) and a chocolate mousse.  With a couple glasses of Muscato and Italian dessert wine.

Since we were the first ones in the joint we were there as the place filled up. They seemed to have a big reservation of about thirty people. What was weird was that it was about twenty six woman and four guys.  They had a table of eight set up right across from us. They were a bunch of typical New Yorkers. Or what the rest of you guys think of as New Yorkers. ( You know what I mean Amy) And something kind of funny happened.

You see we had a long conversation with the Maitre d' guy the first time we came. He and the bald headed dude in the photo who is the chef are the partners in the restaurant.  He up-sold last year because the joint had only been open a  month or so. But that was cool. Lisa wanted to see if he remember us. I told her to fuggedabout it since we hadn't been there for a year and he meet so many people there is no way he remember us.  Anyhoo they call him to the table next to us with the eight people. It seems they wanted eight separate checks. The waitress was losing her shit. So the Maitre d' guy figures it out. As he turns to leave I call him over. He goes "Yes sir is everything satisfactory?"  I go "Yes everything was great. Just one thing. My wife and I would like separate checks." He starts laughing and goes "Don't I know you guys." And we explained and did sort of remember us because we had talked about the show and stuff. It was pretty funny.

But I still had to pay the whole check.

200 comments:

ndspinelli said...

I may be unique or maybe just a wop, but I love posts about the details of a meal.

Being still fairly new to this blog stuff I still don' know some folks here and @ TOP. This good food post reminded me, what's the fucking deal w/ Chip Ahoy? His food blog is well shot be FUCKING TEDIOUS and boring..he makes food boring!! And his comments @ TOP are cryptic. He's one of these folks who speaks like he's elevated but really a doofus. Or, do I have this guy wrong?

Michael Haz said...

Trooper, that sounds like a great and enjoyable meal. I hope that one day Mrs Haz and I will join you and Lisa for dinner in New York.

We went to an old-timey classic supper club tonight, up in Wisconsin's north woods. It's tourist season, so the restaurants are all on top of their game.

Some friends who used out place for a getaway last winter left a gift certificate for dinner at this place we've driven past but never tried.

The table of octogenarians seated next to us talked glowingly of two things through the meal: Metamucill and Florida. We damn near chocked trying not to laugh. I checked - Chip Ahoy was not at their table.

The meals were north woods good - a polite way of saying "lousy". We cook better at home. Way too much salt. I feel like a whale.

We skipped dessert and headed to the cabin. A blender, fresh fruit and good tequila with a splash of soda became dessert.

The loons are calling from the lake now. The moon is reflected in the still water. We don't have many days like this; it's good to savor each one.

Just like everyone's good days and good moments.

Just don't go walking on hot coals even if Tony Robbins triple dog promises that it won't hurt even a teensy bit.

Chip S. said...

I'm intrigued by the fact that the words blocking "incognito" in Troop's mind were "possibilities" and "shenanigans". Sounds like he's got Eyes Wide Shut on his mind.

ndspinelli said...

Michael Haz, Having lived a lot of different places, and loving food, you have to learn what should be ordered, and what should NOT be ordered.

DO NOT ORDER LIST[this may have changed since the list covers several decades.

Central Ct. Mexican, German, Steaks.

Northeast Pa. Mexican, Steaks, Italian, Chinese, German

So. Jersey: Mexican, Steaks, German.

Kansas City: Italian, German, pizza.

Chicago: Big enough to not have a no order list.

Madison: Italian, Chinese. There is one real pizza place, Pizza di Roma. They're Albanians but close enough to Italy to know real 'za.

San Diego: German

Michael Haz said...

Nick - good advice. I'd add to that:

The best diners are owned by Greeks and employ Mexican kitchen staff.

Since you're a fan of authentic pizza, I recommend this place in Sheboygan. The pizza is so out-of-this-world good that every second of the drive is worth it.

Titus said...

Love Troop's dining posts.

The place looks amazing.

tits.

ndspinelli said...

Michael Haz, Thanks much, it looks like the real deal. The very hot ovens tells me they know pizza. You have to cook pizza @ least 800 degrees. Throw it in for 2 minutes, turn it for another minute or two, and it's done. Do you get little charred ends in a few places? That's another key to know it was baked correctly. With the oven properly hot you get little bits of charred ends. I will try it. When I worked I would get up to Sheboygan once in awhile. I did a lot of work for Acuity over the years.

Also, I didn't mention seafood in my do not order list. In Wi. I look for local freshwater fish. My general rule of thumb, if you're not in proximity to the ocean, don't order seafood.

ndspinelli said...

The North End of Boston is tough to beat for pizza. Pizzaria Regina is someplace I'm sure Titus has dined. Hopefully he'll spare us any bathroom anecdotes about my favorite pizza place.

ndspinelli said...

My brother was a chef @ Mama Maria's in the North End. It's a small and superb Italian restaurant.

Titus said...

Yes I have been to Pizzeria Regina, no bathroom stuff.

But my fave is Santarpio's in East Boston.

tits.

chickelit said...

I can't read the type font of this post. It's too small.

What did Troop say?

ndspinelli said...

Bruce, Walgreens reading glasses, $8.99. I bought them when I couldn't read box scores. Age is a motherfucker!

ndspinelli said...

People look @ me like I'm nuts when I tell them real pizza joints out east don't automatically put mozzarella on it. My old man just liked it w/ garlic, tomatoes, and grated cheese. I will order plain ones like that on occassion back home. Most places put WAY TOO MUCH mozzarella on it. When I first moved to Madison someone told me to try this pizza place in Stoughton owned by wops named Marsala's. The crust was ok, sauce decent for here, but they catered to cheeseheads by putting two inches of mozzarella on it and I'm not being hyperbolic. Prunes were needed afterward.

MamaM said...

In and out of the box
Chips of silicone and
Other matter with Core 2
Duo processing use
Cryptic signals, humor
Pictures and choice words to
Reveal Intel inside.

Michael Haz said...

Nick, Il Ritrovo in Sheboygan was granted membership in the Verace Pizza Napoletana association
as it meets all the requirements for making and serving Neopolitan style pizza. They are one of three or four places in the US with that stamp of authenticity.

The owner's other place (across the street) is also worth a trip.

Trooper York said...

If any of you knuckleheads ever make it to Brooklyn we will go on a pizza tour. We will hit several different spots on the tour and go over the differance between coal fired, wood burning and gas peparation. Neoploitan vs Sicilian.
And other estoric parts of pizza study which has been a life long pursuit of mine.

ndspinelli said...

Michael Haz, My sister worked @ aa Greek diner in New Haven when she was going to college. It was owned by two brothers. They were open every day of the year 24hours. One brother worked midnight to noon, the other noon to midnight, every fucking day. Nobody touched the till but them.

Here in the Madison area there are many diners and most people assume they're Greeks. I investigated one of the guys and learned they're actually Macedonians, most of them related. But yes..the kitchen help is all Mexican.

chickelit said...

I think the first and last place I had "real" Italian pizza was Saturday, September 8, 1979 at a small Tuscan ristorante somewhere outside of Florence. Among other things I learned: pizza must be cooked al forno style with a certain type of wood; one had little choice as to what you could put on it- they "styles" were all predetermined--like classical music. I remember my companions were shocked, shocked! that I even suggested pizza coi funghi. "Non e' possibile." But it was great stuff and so was the vino!

There's a great pizza joint reopening here in O'Side called "Killer Pizza From Mars." It was a longtime family owned business and they also served locally made beer on tap. About a year ago, the owner committed suicide by jumping off a 5 story building. I'm not sure why but I suspect that it was news of some inoperable disease. It took his family almost a year to get the financials and probate stuff sorted out and the place was shuttered for almost a year. Now there are signs up saying they are reopening soon. I can't wait!

Vive le Pizza!

AllenS said...

The best place for pizza around here is Pete's Pizza in New Richmond. The son runs it now, but Pete's last name ends with "*****son". Norwegian.

AllenS said...

Vive le you betcha!

AllenS said...

Oh, and they cut the pizza both ways, vertically and horizontally so the pieces end up as squares.

Titus said...

I judge a good pizza by 1)crust, 2)sauce and 3)cheese.

Any other garbage added is not pizza.

The cheese/sauce ratio is really important to me as well.

Cheese only for me please.

tits.

ndspinelli said...

Bruce, May I humbly suggest Pizzeria Luigi in University Heights San Diego. A REAL Eyetalian from I think the Bronx. It's real good.

Titus said...

I never go to the North End Nick.

I did when I was younger but there is nowhere to park and it is filled with tourists and the restaurant are always fucking packed with huge waits. I don't deal with waiting for a table at restaurants anymore.

I hardly even go into the city anymore. I stay in Camby.

Camby's fab.

I am crowning right now, looks like a pinch loaf night.

tits.

rcocean said...

i hate tomato sauce on pizza. Just give me great thin crust, good quality cheese, and a good topping.

Great meal Trooper, you're making me hungry and wishing I had a good bottle of wine instead of some hotel crap.

Chip S. said...

Here's how I make my super-thin-crust, no-sauce pizza at home:

I take a slice of mozzarella out of the fridge and put it on top of a matzoh. Then I grate some fresh parmesan over it, and let it sit on the kitchen counter while I open a bottle of valpolicella.

After I've 1/3 of the bottle, I carefully pick up the pizza and slowly remove the matzoh. Then I roll up the slice of mozzarella so the whole thing's like a cheese blintz, only without the dough.

I then eat the pizza starting at the end that's closer to my mouth, holding the rolled-up mozzarella toward the center, pinching with enough pressure to hold it all together but not so much that it dents the cheese.

I alternate a bite of pizza with two sips of wine, so that both are gone at the same time.

This is really good at parties.

At least I think it might be.

Or maybe not.


Ahoy, mateys!!

Darcy said...

I missed you guys.

Also, I'm hungry for pizza now.

The Dude said...

Hey - Darce is here! Let's get the party started! Pizza all around. I'll have the gluten-free with no cheese. Hold the tomato sauce, too.

Michael Haz said...

*Passes Sixty a clove of garlic and a bay leaf to chew on*

Darcy said...

Hi Sixty! I am sooooo going to have pizza after my Warrior Dash. It will be Carbapalooza for me!

Darcy said...

Hmm...garlic and a bay leaf. It doesn't sound satisfying! (Hi Michael!)

The Dude said...

Don't much care for garlic, and bay leaves are needed by trees much more than I need them. Or want them. So, hold the crust, sauce, cheese and all that other jazz - I'll have a water, please. Mmm, water...

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Sounds like a fabulous meal. As much as I complain about the cities and brag about how life is much better (calmer, friendlier, quieter, closer to nature etc) in the country, I have to admit that I really miss all of the fabulous restaurants and different types of food in the City.

I don't miss the shopping, can do that on line and I don't like to shop anyway for clothes, shoes or stuff for myself. I don't miss the theaters, since I rarely went anyway. I do sort of miss the museums. It was great to be able to drop in and view artworks and other displays.

In San Francisco, I loved the Dim Sum places and went several times a month. All those yummy dumplings Har Gow, Shu Mai. The Japanese restaurants Nabi Yaki, Yose Nabi, freshly made Gyozo (I make my own.Don't use those awful frozen abominations) and other dishes that you just cannot get elsewhere.

There used to be a fabulous Russian restaurant that I loved to go to in the Sunset District. The roasted duck was to die for...crispy skin. The borscht with sour cream floating on top...yum.

Yep. I miss the restaurants. So I learned to cook the ethnic stuff in self defense. My father came through here last week on his way to a vacation in Sun River. He brought a big bag of oriental foods and spices that we cannot get here. YAY!!

I can't read the type font of this post. It's too small.

ctrl +

AllenS said...

Darcy, did you go to the ballgame yesterday?

Darcy said...

I did go to the ballgame. I melted into a puddle, but I stayed in my seat. Great series for the Tigers!

AllenS said...

The Brew Crew lost 3 in a row. I also melted into a puddle. A puddle of TEARS!!!

chickelit said...

I melted into a puddle

Heard at a neighborhood party this weekend:

"See those hills over there? It's 100 degrees starting there all the way to New England right now--everywhere but a strip of coastal California."

Darcy said...

Lemme guess where the strip is. :)

And Allen: HUGS!

chickelit said...

Lemme guess where the strip is. :)

Earthquake Alley

Chip S. said...

Are you asking for a strip search, Darcy?

The Dude said...

Not so - it's only 95 here in NC. Cold snap.

Darcy said...

@chick Oh! I thought you were braggin' on your Oceanside weather. :)

And I look better in clothes, Chip!

Chip S. said...

Sez you.

Darcy said...

Cold snap.

*shivers* :)

AllenS said...

It's oh-hot-thirty right here. I cut down a box elder this morning, or should I say tried to. Put in the notch, then made my back cut only to have my chainsaw hit the unknown hollow middle of the tree, and the tree leaned my way and caught the bar. Had to go back to the house and get my small chainsaw and complete the cut. There is hardly any wind. Loaded all the limbs on the hay wagon and brought them to the burn site, and then a bunch of dead stuff. Just got out of the shower. Man, if I still was drinking beer, I'd be on my 3rd or 4th one.

Don't weep for me all you people from Argentina.

chickelit said...

My new favorite beer: link

Manly strong

chickelit said...

@darcy: I was bragging!

chickelit said...

but also giving you the downside

Darcy said...

Oh, and sez me, Chips!

Darcy said...

Aha! I would brag too, chick. Except for those pesky earthquakes.

Chip S. said...

Darcy said...
Cold snap.

*shivers* :)


I love it when there's a nip in the air.

chickelit said...

I love it when there's a nip in the air.

So odd that same weather that ennubiles women, retracts men's sack o'seeds.

Chip S. said...

Let an evolutionary biologist explain that.

Darcy said...

Y'all just can't avoid getting all nerdy. I love it.

chickelit said...

Y'all just can't avoid getting all nerdy. I love it.

It's because you're watching.

Darcy said...

Devilish! lol

ricpic said...

White tablecloths are calming.

I add balsamic to most anything I'm cooking. A little turmeric also interests up the taste.

So Sixty, pizza sans cheese and tomato sauce is what? toast?

chickelit said...

Hey ricpic: Can you tell me your matzo egg cheese skillet recipe again?

MamaM said...

White table cloths are calming. They convey an air of readiness, invitation and preparation. A blank page, a fresh start, indicating something worthy of the effort it takes to maintain them is about to happen.

With regards to why ya'll tend to get so nerdy with someone appreciative watching, the "two heads are better than one" maxim might apply, as it doubles performance opportunity.

Chip S. said...

¡Mamacita!

Serial or parallel?

AllenS said...

White table cloths are nice. You can usually tell what the people before you ate.

Darcy said...

I'm out.

chickelit said...

@MamaM: the deborah who used to frequent here accused me of trying to impress you over on TOP.

AllenS said...

Does that mean you're headed home after work, or that you've run out of funny things to say?

chickelit said...

Perhaps I should stop too.

Titus said...

Cheese bubbles up in pizza and looks like little tits.

cheese tits.

tits.

Chip S. said...

AllenS, let's just hope it doesn't mean she's decided she's gay.

Titus said...

I have to have a fabulous tomato sauce but no chunks of tomato. I want just a gravy for my sauce.

No tomato chunks in my pizza or my salsa, just in my loafs.

tits.

ricpic said...

chick, matzo and egg is called matzo brei. You simply break up the matzo (2 boards) into a bowl in which you've beaten two or three eggs. A little salt and pepper for taste or to taste. Then slide the whole gloppy mess into a buttered fry pan. That's it. No cheese need apply. Although I suppose it could include cheese. Usually served best with jam or syrup.

ndspinelli said...

I see the Yanks picked up Ichiro.

The Dude said...

Sounds like a dose.

Chip S. said...

Shit.

I always liked Ichiro. Now I have to hate him.

FuckityFuckFuckFuck.

MamaM said...

Multiplexing is doing me in today. My processing speed has been compromised, resulting in slow response time. The best I can come up with in regards to the serial/parallel query is the ancient but easy answer of: any port in a storm.

@MamaM: the deborah who used to frequent here accused me of trying to impress you over on TOP.

Trying??? As if what comes naturally requires great gusts of effort? At one time, deborah, in her perspicuity reminded me of sage. While chickelit at his most chivalrous reminds me of
cheveril
.

Titus said...

Hi Mamam?

How they hanging?

Whassup with your bandwith Mary?

Get with it girl, it's time to buy a fab Mac.

tits.

Titus said...

I have started walking to work because the weather hasn't been as hot.

I am burning approximately 800 calories way during my walk.

The downside is my balls start to sweat profusely.

The upside is I can dig in my pants during the day and smell them.

The downside is that others may smell them.

As a result, tonight I am soaking in them in essentials oils consisting of pachouli, egyptian musk and "oceans".

Did women know that men's balls can get smelly and sweaty? Is that hot or not?

tits.

Titus said...

Today I am all about Dada and Cabaret Voltaire.

thank you.

tits.

chickelit said...

As a result, tonight I am soaking in them in essentials oils consisting of pachouli, egyptian musk and "oceans"

Have you tried palmolive, Madge?

chickelit said...

Today I am all about Dada and Cabaret Voltaire.

I remember Cabaret Voltaire from Zurich but I don't think it was much in the 1990s when I was there. It was right off the Niederdorfstrasse which was where many of the cool bars were.

Titus said...

Chick, I am all about Dada back in the day and Cabaret Voltaire was are hangout.

It is all about nothing, yet very something.

Get with it man.

Dada. Zurich, WW1.

tits.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Great check joke

MamaM said...

It is all about nothing, yet very something.

Get with it man.


For the Dada clue bus there is this: Fountain

With the unsoakedble Hugo Ball standing in at the Cabaret Voltaire.

Titus said...

Mamam Understands.

Dada.

Cabaret Voltaire.

Nothing.

tits.

Titus said...

I'm Dada yet very Corporate.

I am the new Dada.

Din Dada.

And Tits.

Loafs.

Rare Clumbers.

Nothing.

tits.

MamaM said...

Dada din,
no tits,
soaked balls
rare loaves
and one
singular
clumber.

When nothing's
about
everything,
it's good
to get
the details
correct.

The Dude said...

When everything is a lie, even "the" and "and", then nothing can be true.

Titus said...

Exactly, but not really Sixty.

tits.

chickelit said...

Zurich in the 90's had no active dadaist movement that I could discern. One of the hippest bars (I hated it) was called Cafe Odeon. This was supposedly where Lenin lurked and Joyce frequented. At night it was one of those places where everybody's head would turn when a new person entered, sort of like TOP's joint. Cafe Odeon was where I coined the derogatory term H.I.P. positive. Pronounced "aych eye pee positive"

By and large, I'd never a seen a more dour people than the Zurcher Swiss. They depended on immigrants for practically everything or everything practical. Southern California was trying to emulate their economy for a while up until '05.

One thing I did like was that American bands would always play there on their European tours, usually in very small venues. The cinema scene was very good as well with lots of thriving little Kinos.

Oh yeah, the lake had a topless beach--what's not to like?

chickelit said...

Restaurants were all too pricey in Zurich. I think I went to one nice one off the Bahnhofstrasse in the whole two years I was there. Going out for a meal usually meant a Wurstli with a piece of bread or some Schnipo at the Rheinfelder Bierhalle.

The Dude said...

Kraut Switzerland, what else could one expect. Give me Geneva any day. Merci!

chickelit said...

Give me Geneva any day. Merci!

The problem with the genfer Stadt was that it went to sleep after 11 PM--unless you were well heeled.

chickelit said...

Ticino was the coolest Swiss Canton. Lugano (or Locarno) was the place to take visitors who wanted to experience Italy but with Disneyesque cleanliness.

Darcy said...

Good morning, sports fans!

The Dude said...

Good morning to you as well, sport!

chickelit said...

Buon giorno, Darcia!

chickelit said...

Darcia sportiva

#italianlessons

ricpic said...

Titus said...

I'm Dada yet very Corporate.

In other words you're not the unique angel of your conceit. You're the office drone who thinks of himself as superior to the other office drones who are nowhere squares compared to him, the behind enemy lines secret ultrahip underminer of the hand that feeds him.*

Which doesn't mean I don't luvya, Titus. I mean I'm not all judgmental like that keeper of impossible standards Sixty. But I do have your number ha ha ha ha ha.


* Which is Obama's conceit by the way.

Darcy said...

I do love my Italian lessons!

Darcy said...

Sixty gave up that stuff! He's all "live and let live and put your commas wherever!" now.

Darcy said...

Well, that was my take, anyway. WhaddooIkno?

The Dude said...

ricpic is on a tear. Someone has to be. It will no longer be me. Let the comas fall where they may. Er, commas.

Darcy said...

Let's avoid the comas, shall we?

The Dude said...

Comas bad, Comus good.

chickelit said...

Posse comitatus, good

Pussy commie titus, bad

chickelit said...

Come facendo, le Tigers?

#italianlessons

Darcy said...

LOL. Smarties!

The Tigers are in first place, having swept the first place White Sox! That was a fun series to watch wrap up at the ballpark.

The Dude said...

LOL @ CL!

Titus said...

During strategic meetings with key opinion leaders I have to pinch my 15 year old prostate together really hard because I fear I am going to blast out a huge fart.

Have you guys ever been in very high level and extremely confidential meetings and had the need to rip out a plump fart?

That's stress my friend.

I held so many farts today that on my way home I was like ripping a huge one with every step I took.

dada.

tits.

chickelit said...

@Darcy: Any sightings of swimsuit model? The one with honest displays? ;)

chickelit said...

@Titus: Lighting them both amuses your friends and cuts down on the odiferous quotient.

Darcy said...

In all honesty, no, Chick. But Verlander didn't pitch that day, so I didn't expect to see her.

I think it would be really cute if they were dating.

chickelit said...

Perhaps Verlander needed a day off to was practice his curveball or his slider.

chickelit said...

Wait, that was garbled. But you get the picture. ;)

Darcy said...

Uh HUH. :)

Titus said...

Do you guys like Rosemary Truffle Fries with perfume accents and special fabulous dipping sauces in adorb little cups?

tits.

Titus said...

I went to "Craigie on Main" tonight and it was fab.

What a fab name, huh?

"Craigie on Main, Titus speaking, sorry we are booked tonight, likely a 2 hour wait, can I pencil you in?

tits.

chickelit said...

Do you prefer "little cups", Titus?

Titus said...

In the summer women at work wear revealing dresses.

You can see their tits.

I believe this is a distraction in the workplace and will ultimately cause problems.

How much flesh and tits must us men be exposed to before we say enough!

Do all of you know how hard it is to not comment on those exposed, hard, supple, nubile tits that are just sitting there on the desk? Some of them have no bras and actually bounce when they are typing on the computer.

It's unfair.

I am seriously considering some new policies in my creative environment regarding this obvious distraction.

tits.

Titus said...

I am also considering walking around all offices and cubicles in order to conduct nipple/tit checks.

I will have band aids with me as well as a ruler, masking tape and velcro.

No exposed tit will get by me.

And I will enforce standards and values in the workplace.

tits.

Titus said...

I am strategic as well as "hands on" and operational.

Michael Haz said...

If these came with the Green Bay Packers logo I would order a pair and wear them during NFL games.

You know, the Green Bay Packers. Winningest team in NFL history.

ndspinelli said...

It seems to me Titus is a upper torso hetero, and a lower torso homo. A half and half as it were.

ndspinelli said...

And, to my surprise, Michael Haz has a touch of former Giant's coach, Ray Handley in him. NTTAWWT.

Michael Haz said...

Stop it Spinelli. We all wear silk, right? Don't we?? Uh...

Michael Haz said...
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ndspinelli said...

Haz my friend, I have never worn silk but think no less of a man who does. To each their own. I've heard Trooper liked to strip, put all the silk garments on the floor, and do a slip n' slide. His bride caught him one night and that was the end of that perversion.

chickelit said...

Nick, are you calling Titus a satyr or were you being satirical?

chickelit said...

Silk is for pussies--or next to it.

Chip S. said...

Lots of types of silk.

I own several silk shirts. They're great cuz they don't look much different after several wearings than they do right back from the cleaners.

AllenS said...

Just ran upstairs and checked a tie that I own, and yep, 100% silk. It has a bunch of little embroderies of a wing and sword (173d Abn. Bde. patch). Made in the USA by the way.

Darcy said...

I don't like silk sheets. But "Rowwwrrrr!", Michael! :)

ndspinelli said...

I stand corrected, I do have a couple silk ties. I wear one of them w/ a pink dress shirt. But, it's 100% cotton. Maybe real men do wear silk..but I draw the line w/ underwear!!

Bruce, I dub you Prince Pun.

The Dude said...

I have a big ol' mess of silk ties. I stopped wearing them when I lost my job. Now they are dusty and terribly outdated, kind of like my skill set.

chickelit said...

OK Nick, but I serve at the pleasure of the Queen of Puns in abstentia.

MamaM said...

OK Nick, but I serve at the pleasure of the Queen of Puns in abstentia.

Prince Regent

A prince regent is a prince who rules a monarchy as regent instead of a monarch, e.g., as a result of the Sovereign's incapacity (minority or illness) or absence (remoteness, such as exile or long voyage, or simply no incumbent)

The Dude said...

Abstentia makes the heart grow Fonda.

chickelit said...

Michael Haz said...

You know, the Green Bay Packers. Winningest team in NFL history.

That's ure to invite a blather of fog.

chickelit said...

(You get what I was eliding to)

Darcy said...

Don't elide to me!

chickelit said...

I can't bear such scorn an' elision.

Michael Haz said...

I don't like silk sheets. But "Rowwwrrrr!", Michael! :)

Thank you, Darcy!

I bought silk sheets once, during my long-ago bachelor years. They were so slippery that any escapade on them immediately turned into an Inspector Closeau-like slapstick farce. I was already hearing plenty of laughter without them, so I gave them away.

Still have the silk ties I wore while in corporate America. They are useful foe weddings, funerals and....other stuff.

Michael Haz said...

These are phenomenal when it's time to work outdoor in subzero weather, ski or showshoe. Very warm and very light weight.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

OK to all you guys.....silk long underwear is the best ever for wearing in the winter if you are hunting or working outdoors. Warm and wicks away the moisture from your body so you don't get clammy. The BEST!

You don't have to tell everyone that your silk long johns are a loverly color of baby pink either. Shhhh. Keep that your little secret.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Aha. I see that Michael beat me to it.

LOL

chickelit said...

Years later, Mitchum recalled that fateful evening in characteristically fond, but unflowery, terms. 'We were driving around in somebody's Model T,' Mitchum told PEOPLE in 1983. 'I took one look at her and said, 'This is it. I'll be back for you. Stick with me, kid, and you'll be farting through silk.'

chickelit said...

AlennS: As a former paratrooper, I thought you'd be loyal to nylon: link
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*Aren't we all paratroopers in the sense that paramedics and paralegals are?

MamaM said...

The Prince of Paronomasia endeavors to cover all bases and troops with fine spun.

AllenS said...

Well, the risers were nylon, but we used to call the chute "silk". I have no idea what it was made of.

Here's a picture that I took of my chute sometime during the summer of 1967, at Ft. Bragg, NC.

AllenS said...

I left the picture frame on.

AllenS said...

Also, those round red blotches are from a Pepsi or Coca-Cola can that I opened and didn't realize until it had dried that it splattered on the picture.

Darcy said...

Great pic. And Allen, you made me laugh about the Coke splatter. Adorbs.

chickelit said...

I like how Darcy notices all the little signs of bachelorhood.

Adorbs to watch.

Time for a group hug.

Titus said...

I taped up some exposed tits and nipples today.

It was a tough job but someone had to do it.

I was very careful while doing the taping.

No nipple was injured.

TITS

chickelit said...

What kind of tape did you use, Titus? Duct tape?

Titus said...

Florescent orange tape Chick.

I believe it was important to make a statement.

Kind of like a Scarlet A.

tits.

The Dude said...

CL is just milking this story...

MamaM said...

Maybe he's saving the package tape for mail situations.

Chip S. said...

This is totally unrelated to any of the many fascinating topics in this thread, but I thought you all would enjoy it.

A letter to college freshman Ted Turner from his father.

Not exactly silky.

MamaM said...

Of course, if Titus would let his fingers do some walking to places other than his pants, he might find that 3M produces a lovely black and yellow hazard tape ideally suited with stripes to promote employee safety by marking pinch points

Chip S. said...

if Titus would let his fingers do some walking to places other than his pants...

I think you added "his" inadvertently, MamaM.

Chip S. said...

The second "his", that is.

It's been a long day....

chickelit said...

The second "his", that is.

That's what they call "auto-correction", Chip.

chickelit said...

Anybody seen blake lately? Darcy? Aren't thou blake's keeper?

sort of?

MamaM said...

Just prior to the Taping Saga, there was some profuse sweating and digging in the pants (his own) happening.

I quit midway through the Turner link. Like the smell Titus was locating, it doesn't take long for the stench of abuse to make itself known. Sure enough there it was:

Turner's father, Robert Edward (Ed) Turner Jr. made a fortune in billboard advertising. He may have suffered from bipolar disorder, sometimes called manic depression, a disease of mood swings from mania to depression that makes it difficult for sufferers to form close personal relationships. Ed abused his son with severe, often unmotivated beatings using coat hangers and straps.

When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, Ed enlisted in the navy and was posted to bases along the Gulf Coast. He took his wife and daughter with him but left his son, Ted, behind in a Cincinnati boarding school. Isolating his son from his family would become a pattern for Ed. In 1947 Ed moved his family to Savannah, Georgia, where he purchased a billboard advertising company. Ted was placed in the Georgia Military Academy near Atlanta.

In a rare moment of generosity, Ed gave his son a Penguin sailing dinghy in 1949. One of the family's African American domestics, Jimmy Brown, taught Ted how to sail and would become the man Ted regarded throughout his life as his true father.




Read more: Ted Turner 1938— Biography - Rejection and abuse, Young tycoon, Media giant, Ted and jane http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/biography/S-Z/Turner-Ted-1938.html#b#ixzz21hQEhyK7

chickelit said...

Chip's link to TT's letter to his father reminded me of what may have happened when David Packard The Younger decided to major in classics many years ago instead of yearning to run his father's company.

I met Packard once at his beloved Stanford Theater when I lived in Sunnyvale. He was amazingly down-to-earth for such an ostensibly wealthy man. Not at all like the stereotypes touted and mocked at TOP.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, Good insight into the Turner pathology, thanks.

Darcy said...

Anybody seen blake lately? Darcy? Aren't thou blake's keeper?

Ha! I think that would be news to him!

He's one of my greatest friends ever, though. Maybe your comment will lure him out. ;-)

Chip S. said...

I thought about the success of these classics majors (tho I don't know if Turner followed through) and compare it to the scorn heaped on any non-STEM majors at TOP.

Conjecture: Back in the days before universal leftism on campus and before student evaluations--every field was taught rigorously, so you could "learn how to think" even as a history major.

Nowadays, that's mostly only true of STEM fields.

Darcy said...

I wonder how Allie is doing? Hope she's okay and feeling better.

MamaM said...

Ted Turner '60 spent three years at Brown and left without graduating. When he spoke on campus in 2002, he told students that he spent "three very interesting years" at Brown. Turner, who studied classics and economics, was commodore of the yacht club and vice president of the debating union.

“I didn’t fail college; college failed me” the future captain of industry says about being expelled from Brown his senior year for burning down his fraternity’s homecoming display.

Turner’s time at Brown was the first time he was not under the stern watch of his father or at a military academy. Apparently Turner wanted to go to the Naval Academy, partially out of his love of ships, but his father objected.

Turner’s other famous quote about his time at Brown, “I learned mainly about drinking and sex, and I could have gotten that for less than $3,000 a year.”

While at Brown Turner and a group of friends got drunk and ended up at a nearby women’s college, and Ted was suspended from Brown as a result. After a tour of duty in the Coast Guard, Turner returned to Brown and took up classics.

chickelit said...

@Darcy: I doubled down on the entendre with "keeper". ;0

I asked Allie yesterday on TOP about her stomach and she said she felt better.

Darcy said...

Hee. You are always entendering! Rascal. :)

The Dude said...

Blake, Bissage and Trooper - all in the land of wind and ghosts.

MamaM said...

Regarding the land of wind:

Turner and Allman both found solace in using and controlling wind, Allman with singing and Turner with sailing.

Coming out of turbulent and emotionally challenging childhoods, each found their own outlet for sensory experience and expression.

Chip S. said...

“I learned mainly about drinking and sex, and I could have gotten that for less than $3,000 a year.”

Great quote, MamaM.

I don't know if Brown was coed in Turner's era, but I think that ready access to a pool of a few thousand members of the oppo sex age 18-22, plus lots of beer and weed, is what will help universities survive the challenge from online education.

The Dude said...

I attended Brown for one week in December '62. It was not coed then. And it was still a good school.

AllenS said...

Chip, I couldn't agree with you more.

Darcy said...

I just got offered full time! Finally! I've been here since 2005 and have wanted full time for at least 3 years of that, but the firm just could not offer it until now.

I didn't get that job I interviewed for a couple of months ago, but I believe things worked out just the way they should have now. I really work for some great guys and didn't want to leave.

Chip S. said...

Great news, Darcy.

Congratulations!

Darcy said...

Thanks, Chip!

AllenS said...

I'm very, very happy for you, Darcy. I wasn't aware that you were not working full time. I hope that this makes your life double good.

chickelit said...

Congratulations Darcy!

Does that mean that foreclosures are up? ;)

ndspinelli said...

Darcy is a 9 to 5 girl..err woman! Way to go kid.

Darcy said...

Thanks, you guys. I loved my 30 hour week, but in this economy, I found myself feeling really pinched. I'm grateful that I have this job when so many are struggling to find any job at all.

And lol, chick. Nopes! Two new attorneys are joining our office. I like them both, too.

Michael Haz said...

Congratulations Darcy! Very, very good news! Best wishes! No doubt that you deserve the promotion and much more!

And Allie, if you're reading, I hope you feel better soon.

_____________________

Since there have been rumors about my personal life here and on twitter, I'm going to say a few things to clear the air. I'm all about the transparency, yo.

I know in this day and age it's increasingly cool to go both ways, and even politicians are now coming out and making their preferences public.

So I'll state for the record: I am not bicondiment.

I know, I know, it's trendy and hip and all to taste all the flavors, but the idea of enjoying both ketchup and mustard is against my nature.

I am a mustardosexual, and have been one all of my life. Sure, I may add a little horseradish now and then (who doesn't?)to spice things up at home, but the idea of switching to ketchup just doesn't turn me on in any way.

Not that there's anything wrong with ketchup. If one of my kids announced that he or she had switched to ketchup I'd love him or her exactly the same as I do now. (I kinda suspect my daughter tried ketchup while she was an undergrad. It's a thing girls do now).

I do have a *slight* fetish for hot peppers, I admit. The hotter the better, in fact. Still, though, I'd never ask hot peppers to bring some ketchup along for a party. Hot peppers with mustard works fine for me, thankyouverymuch. I'm conventional in that way.

I hope that clears up the rumors about my private life. I am definitely heterocondiment.

Although I am fully supportive of condiment marriage, etc.

Chip S. said...

I embrace mustardosexuality with relish.

Darcy said...

Thank you Michael!

I prefer mustard as well, but have occasionally gone both ways. Never just ketchup, though! Ketchup is meant for French fries (and possibly meat loaf, but who is counting?).

A good strong mustard is generally all that I need.

ndspinelli said...

I often use a ketchup/mustard swirl w/ french fries. Congrats on coming out Haz. "Better out than in."

The Dude said...

I've been too busy to catch up on this thread. It's a pickle.

chickelit said...

You guys would slather anything on your buns.

Disgustibus non est disputandum

The Dude said...

We've just been thrown under the disgustibus.

I think CL likes to pepper the conversation with big words.

Michael Haz said...

Nick - I never thought of you as being a swirly kinda man. This comes as a surprise.

AllenS said...

To celebrate Darcy's promotion, I just drove to the Dairy Queen in New Richmond and bought a large vanilla shake. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Darcy said...

Hee. Cheers, Allen. :)

Titus said...

Congrat's Darcy!

Mo Money!

tits.

The Dude said...

Good job, Ms. Darce - I am delighted to hear you got on full time. ;^)

Titus said...

I finished my cloud HR consulting job and my new assignment is with a Public Policy Company. They are all PHD/Economists. They either decide to work in this industry or in Academics.

They focus on health care, disability, disease management, nutrition, education and a bunch of other shit.

All from Tier 1 colleges, natch.

They have three divisions: Health, Human Services and Survey.

Very interesting.

About 1000 employees, growing to approximately 1500 by the end of the year.

They are fucking smart, but I know how to schmooze.

I am supporting their Cambridge, DC and Ann Arbor office.

My pay rate is usually $110/hour but I agreed to 98.00 for them because I thought it would be an interesting industry that I haven't worked in.

I have worked in Publishing, High Tech, Financial Services, Biotech, Health Care and now Public Policy. Very diversified and fab.

The people are very thoughtful and talk slow and think a lot before they open their mouths. I am used to working on the commercial side of businesses where everything is hair on fire. Here it is heavy contemplation and analysis.

Titus said...

Anyone been to the Dickeyville Grotto, Wisconsin?

Darcy said...

Thank you, Sixty!

And thank you, Titus.

Darcy said...

Ann Arbor is a 20 minute drive from me. If any of you is ever there, I hope you'll let me know. I'd drive over for lunch. I love A2.

Michael Haz said...

Two hundred!

I'll take the prize behind Door Two.