That summer it got so hot that the family just sweated right out of their furs. Papa was always drinking and they all started to drink and do drugs to beat the heat.
Papa would go down to the local watering hole and get into fights. He even duked it out with Gentle Ben and it was really tough because he was a big pot head and he never got into fights. Sister Bear would smoke some crank and fuck everyone in the forest. Even Ranger Smith got him some bear-tang. So it was a crazy time at Jellystone.
I think that is what made Brother Bear start to kill brown haired campers.
They were just fucked up all the time.
Drugs and alcohol are terrible things.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
3 comments:
Bear hugs not bear drugs.
I heard that Brother Bear kicked Poo Bear's ass and stole his honey pot.
I didn't know Brother Bear was adopted, lived in NYC, and worked for the Post Office.
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