Tuesday, July 17, 2012

My dick is for hire.


"It's not easy being a PI. You have be on stakeouts all the time. Bad coffee. Bad food. Finding out the worst about people. But Nd Spinelli never gives up on a case."
"The hardest thing is getting out from behind the wheel of my Lincoln when I have to chase a perp. Fucking Baranaby can do it faster and the douche is like 110 years old. I mean I know I have put on a few pounds."
"But this vest. Looking good."

3 comments:

ndspinelli said...

You seem to be focusing on men crotches tonight.

ndspinelli said...

You don't drink coffee on surveillance unless you want to keep pissing in the empty cup. Espresso and sips of water..unless it's real hot and you're sweating like a whore in church. Then you drink a lot of water and never have to pis.

chickelit said...

You seem to be focusing on men crotches tonight.

Troop is crotchety sometimes.