We tried to pinpoint just where Brother Bear went wrong. We think it came about one summer when a bunch of coed's from Michigan were staying in the park. They loved the wildlife and loved the nightlife and loved to give us treats. One in particular was very coquettish and was always flirting. One day she was in the shower and was soaping herself all up. She had long lustrous brown hair and a cute little caboose that she wiggled at all the campers.
Brother Bear was in love with her. He sort of stalked her. He would take nude photo's of her in the shower or when she got drunk and went to sleep on the picinic table. Brother Bear had it bad.
So one night he snuck into the shower when she was all covered in soap and she was singing. I think it was "Push push in the bush" or maybe "Sexual Healing." You see she was from Detroit so she liked the Motown sound. Anyway when she washed the soap out of her eyes and saw an aroused bear in her shower she started screaming. The Rangers came and it was a big scandal. Brother Bear had to go to counseling and had to register as a sex offender. So he had a grudge against brunettes.
That was the begining of the "Summer of Boo Boo."
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
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Darcy..paging Darcy! Although I think she's @ a Tigers game this weekend.
My future son-in-law was taken by his mates to a Twins/Royals game in KC. It's 102 there today. They drove down from the Twin Cities to gamble[river casinos] eat bbq and go to the game tonight for his bachelors weekend. 108 tomorrow. I remember those KC summers and they are fucking brutal.
I think that her and the girls are going tomorrow, Nick.
Tell tale!
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