"Why are you staring at me like that chica?"
"You like my eyes I can tell es verdad."
"I have always had the beautiful eyes. Why do the chica's not dig me?"
"I sit here night after night and entertain you and you never reply."
"I am getting pissed."
"It is raining so there is no ball game."
"Maybe I will go to the movies."
"Look.....I see Batman fans."
21 comments:
Stone cold, dude. You are the new Shock Blogger.
Hey that's what you get for going to DC Comics movies. Just Sayn'
Stop whining and just set up a damn amazon portal.
Hey buddy I don't do that.
If you want to contribute buy a dress like the rest of the girls.
I don't buy dresses, I only rent them.
The hookers are thrown in for free, so it's totally legal.
The real perp in the Colorado shootings has those evil arching eyebrows that are always a tell of insanity. Stalin had them. Al Gore does too.
What portent does one evil arching eyebrow signify?
Surprise moments of lucidity?
he has one polydactyl foot.
Extra toe jam, but not true grit.
Sixtoe reminds me of Gregg Brady with a tan.
At least we're reasonably sure he had two feet.
I understand that b/c of her light tan skin color and her preference for going barefoot, Sixto's sister was called Carmelto.
When joaquing about sisters around someone with sixtos and a throwing arm, it might be wise to tread lightly.
Sixto tiene mas de sesenta anos ahora, Mamacita.
No estoy preocupado demasiado.
Chip S. said...
Sixto tiene mas de sesenta anos ahora, Mamacita.
Translated (roughly): "Sixty has more anal sex with whores, little Mama."
Great. Now I've got both Sixto and Sixty looking to mess up my shit.
You can't fool the MamaM, chickelit.
She knows "ahora" means now. Which makes this more of a present moment thing, with the rough translation changing to "Sixty now has more anal sex."
Present moment, Sixty, present moment. No dipping into what is past or temporarily unavailable due to HSW concerns, reconstruction or renovation.
HSW
I'm guessing had sex with?
Door number 3. Health, Safety and Welfare.
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