So we were walking to CVS to pick up my prescription. It the first time I am out walking since the operation other than doctors visits. As we are going I see this bunch of old ladies with white sweaters and black pants and canes walking across the street. "Lisa look it's a gang. Take a photo." So we take a photo from across the street. "Holy crap they are going into CVS. I bet they are going to us out of the way and guzzle the Metamucil and rebel against stuff." "What are they gonna rebel against?" asked Lisa. "What have you got?"
So we run into them in the food aisle and of course we start talking. They all came from St. Mary's five o/clock Mass and they knew me. You know what? They all have pacemakers!
We chatted about that for a while and I told them I was starting up a gang. It is gonna be like "Sons of Anarchy" without the sex or violence.
We are gonna be the "The Pacemaker Gang."
