So we were walking to CVS to pick up my prescription. It the first time I am out walking since the operation other than doctors visits. As we are going I see this bunch of old ladies with white sweaters and black pants and canes walking across the street. "Lisa look it's a gang. Take a photo." So we take a photo from across the street. "Holy crap they are going into CVS. I bet they are going to us out of the way and guzzle the Metamucil and rebel against stuff." "What are they gonna rebel against?" asked Lisa. "What have you got?"
So we run into them in the food aisle and of course we start talking. They all came from St. Mary's five o/clock Mass and they knew me. You know what? They all have pacemakers!
We chatted about that for a while and I told them I was starting up a gang. It is gonna be like "Sons of Anarchy" without the sex or violence.
We are gonna be the "The Pacemaker Gang."
13 comments:
You, standing under the "Expert Advice" and "Food" signs are a sight that has me laughing. Congratulate your photographer on another fine job!
the apple dumplin' gang.
Blessed are the pacemakers: for they shall be called the children of CVS.
Dude, this is seriously fucked up. Also, Monty Python did it first.
Hey I wanted them to make an instagram video with us snapping our fingers as we walk down the aisle towards the Depends.
But they wouldn't go for it.
Yet.
You would have to hack the pacemakers if you wanted to snap your fingers at the same time.
Is that twerking I see in that picture?
Careful Troop. If you spend too much time together your hearts will all synchronize beats.
Your gang should take up knitting and make some awesome gang sweaters, hats and fingerless mitts.
You could walk three abreast on the sidewalk, menacingly clacking your needles and row clickers.
Those old broads can do a lot of damage with their walking canes. Just say'n.
Some gang, you can all be wiped out by one microwave oven.
In my world, "PM" always means "Phillip Morris."
Tobacco Road Woman.
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