Tuesday, October 29, 2013

We have to get a haircut

This is the instagram montage of my haircut.

Nowadays everything we do is immortalized and recorded.

I feel like Jesus.

Except he got to have long hair.

12 comments:

The Dude said...

Hey, I just read that Jesse Jackson, Jr. is my new neighbor. Welcome, JJ, Jr. Hope you find your new accommodations pleasant.

Cody Jarrett said...

LOL, Trooper.

One of my friends and business partners in one of my other businesses (a side business, as it were)...his wife has me in her phone as "Jesus".

First time he discovered it he sent me a text saying "Wife has you in phone as Jesus. What the fuck have you done?"

But it's the hair and beard. Not because I made her see the light.

Really. It's not.

ndspinelli said...

That poor dago is saying to himself, is this guy a retard and his sister is taking his picture getting a haircut like a 5 year old?

TTBurnett said...

We need to trust in Jesus more. If someone asks, “Why did God put me on this Earth?” the answer from the Baltimore Catechism is, “God made us to show for His goodness and to share with us His everlasting happiness in heaven.” My own personal answer, depending on my interlocutor, might be, “I have no fucking idea.”

blake said...

Nice guys are a dime a dozen
And you know what a dime is worth
I was born to be the villain in your life
That's why God put me here on Earth

chickelit said...

@Sixty: He did his time?

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chickelit said...

Nowadays everything we do is immortalized and recorded.

One day your kids will appreciate that you recorded these things for posteriority and not just for us jackasses.

chickelit said...

I have a really cool video of me bottlefeeding my son (then a few months old-he's 15 now) while this song plays in the background. After the song ends he audibly rips a loud fart.

chickelit said...

Devils Haircut from the same album with nice NYC street scenes.

The Dude said...

He is doing his time. He is making friends with Madoff and hoping to pick up some new ways to commit massive fraud.

Butner is right up the road from here.

bagoh20 said...

My hair was getting kinda long, so I got it cut pretty short the other day, and we found some grey-haired old dude living under there.